Obviously he was barking mad. Just how many drinks does a dog get before the bartender cuts him off? Asking for a friend.

I moved to the Lake Charles area for work related reasons in 2008 and bought a house in the 'Gone with the Wind' plantation subdivision. About 5 years after living there my friend pointed out a lot in the neighborhood that had a fairly new home built on it. She told me that a couple of years before I moved there that a black family had bought a home on that lot and the kkk had burnt it down to the ground. The family fled the area and the lot was sold to someone else. Had I known about this before I bought my house I would not have done so. I was thrilled to move out of that state 9 years later. Obviously the kkk is alive and unwell in Louisiana.

Yesterday Chef Boyardee was overheard saying "So, who forgot to bring the marinara sauce?"

That house with the twin pillars would make me cry to live there.

"I know! Robots aren't deadly enough. Let's make it a smoker, too!"

I hope the salary is worth it. Otherwise you might hear some fowl language coming out of those costumes.

Gee, what could possibly go wrong?

1 sugar coma coming up.

When this album came out my dad was over the moon about it. He just had to have it. He bought it and played that album every day for months. ugh

That was a joy to watch. I don't know who was having more fun - the dad or the child.

Okay, I give up. What is 'meatspace'?

I was going to attend a psychic retreat about 30 yrs ago and thought it would be cool to have purple hair so I went to a hair dressing school. The student who worked on my hair ignored the primary rule of 'roots first'. She spent most of the dye on the ends of my hair so I ended up with 3 shades of purple. Other students had been playing with the rest of the purple dye supply so I was out of luck for a repair job. Not a happy camper and they tried to make me pay for their shoddy mistake. I refused and had to go to the drug store to buy a normal hair color to cover that fiasco up. A 10 yr old girl found me fascinating and would not stop staring at me.

I considered buying it but opted for the ravens holding light bulbs in their beaks and 3 rodents holding lights. Neither order ever arrived. Ordered them, again and 3 months of waiting later I canceled my orders. So if you want them or the chicken lamp: Buyer beware. They are never coming from China.