I used to teach at real estate school so students could pass their state and national exams. I taught them how to use a legal cheat sheet which involved lots of memorization. You made a long list of information you needed to learn, numbered the items and then proceeded to shorten the info per line over and over until you could look at a listed number and know what each numbered line stood for. When you went to take your tests you were allowed blank paper to use. As soon as the tests started you would take a blank sheet, number your list and write out the info. It was imperative you did this before opening your test booklet because the exams were written in a way that the first 5-10 questions could blow you out of the water and mess with your mind. Having your 'legal' cheat sheet let you have the perfect info for your qustions. A lot of work you say? Yep, but the standard passage rates for first time testers was 55%. ALL of my classes had an 85% passage rate. It worked but you had to really apply yourself to pass.

I tried to find the full list to no avail. Be that as it may, I believe my home state of Massachusetts would be impossible to nimble from a graham cracker.

Never get in a fight with a chimp holding an ax. A lesson well learned from my time spent harassing chimps at the local zoo. They can get so touchy.

Miss C. perhaps in future posts about jello you might put up a trigger warning for jello haters like me. I'm positive that I am not the only one in the world that's anti-jello.

Having stated in past posts here about my rabid/intense dislike of jello I have determined that if I was ever in the presence of that ham bombulation mold that I would kill it with fire. And probably end up with the house catching fire and my face in living color plastered across your tv screen on the ten o'clock news. Sorry, not sorry. E.V.E.R.

Nope. Not even if it's free.

I love Jiffy Cornbread. IMO, it's the best cornbread mix I have ever found and I like it better than any homemade recipe, too.

It's not nearly disturbing if you turn off the sound. I'm glad I did because it's a disturbing sound, IMO.

"An eagle ate his lever"??

This was great! I loved it and it made me laugh. Good job, people.

Sheep are very similar to children, IMO. My friends had 3 ewes and they (the sheep) loved wandering into their house expecting to be treated just like their humans. Very sweet natured.

I had a friend who was staying at our home. As a thank you he wanted to make us a dinner. He decided that a beef heart in applesauce was in order. The kitchen stunk from the smell. At the table I just refused to eat it. My husband, being much more patient and polite than I, took one bite and then put his flatware down. Our friend exclaimed that this was a great dish. He heartily dug in and chewed a big bite of beef heart in applesauce and swallowed. "Man, this is great!" he said. We watched him warily as he ate another bite. "Oh, so good!" he exclaimed. And then one more bite. He swallowed with some difficulty and moaned "Uh... oh... gah!" At that he admitted defeat and ran for the toilet.

Never had trouble with slip n slides or trampolines. Bikes and sleds were dangerous for my family.