I love the Duct Tape prom outfits! Way more impressive and meaningful than dropping several hundred bucks to rent a tux and buy an over-priced dress.

Let the voters decide if he's too disabled to hold office by voting for him or not. No different than any other election.

The Easter Bunnies (OF COURSE there are more than one!) are hiding the Easter eggs. Simple.

I think it's astounding in it's simplicity. I can't believe all the snippy, insulting comments I've read about it on various websites. He's actually DOING something constructive, not just yapping.

Sounds like the Haunted Shack at Knott's Berry Farm.

Oh, and I know why so many of the unhappiest cities are in the south. They're still pissed about losing the war.

Wheee, I'm in Santa Rosa, California, #5 on the list. And I thought everyone was laughing maniacally because they were crazy!

Dear Deborah and Wayne,

Thank-you for bringing this error to our attention. We contacted the manufacturers, and the Squirrel Pants assembly line was immediately shut-down and all remaining stock destroyed.

This means that you are the lucky owners of a RARE and COLLECTIBLE pair of first generation squirrel pants. We suggest that you leave the tags intact and repackage them as carefully as possible. Store them properly for a few years, and they are sure to bring you a huge profit on Ebay.

In the meantime, we will credit your account for the full-price of the squirrel pants towards a future purchase from the Neatorama store.

Have a nice day!

The Neatorama staff

That's what I get for ordering a "Do-it-yourself" acupuncture kit over the internet.