Too many hours at work affects your mental processes. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

I'm sorry, there was a typo in the link. Fixed now. Thanks for the heads up!

Ooops! I'll fix that. The newspaper is in Oregon.

That's why I didn't take the quiz! People really don't believe that I've never seen it.

I see this as "If you drink this, you'll pee in 20 minutes."

I got a million of 'em!
http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2007/1/23/guy-walks-into-a-bar.html

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this -some kind of joke?"

sw, they didn't take Socks to NY because of the animosity between him and Buddy. From what I've read, Currie and her husband treated him like a king.

Snake Oil Baron, you are missing that investors are betting home prices will drop a LOT more in the next year or so. The real bargains are for those who wait until things are much worse.

OK, I confiscated the apostrophes. We'll save them for future use.

No doubt by the same artist who did this one:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lizzystewart/2808815696/

You are right there, also Lukere, I missed that. What I sometimes do to check is copy an entire paragraph or two and Google it to see how many times in the past that exact copypasta comes up. That's what teachers do when checking student essays and research papers. I think I will link Oddee's article.

Mea culpa, Lukere. When I saw it was on Oddee, I assumed it was originally somewhere else. But I searched further, and found the original story from 2007, at ABC news. I've corrected the link.

Thanks, Derek! Fixed.

Movie 1: Who gets the girl, Han or Luke? Probably Luke.
Movie 2: Looks like Han gets the girl. Poor Luke.
Movie 3: There's a good reason Luke didn't get the girl.
Movies 4, 5, and 6: I meant this to happen all along.