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The Many Faces of Brigitte Cleroux

It happens all the time. You, an employer, hire someone based on a stellar resume, and eventually find out that they aren't as good at their job as they were expected to be. You sever ties with them and never think about it again. It might not occur to you that the resume was completely fabricated and that employee was a criminal fraudster who'd done the same at workplaces all over. The career of Brigitte Cleroux continued for 30 years because her jobs were like jigsaw puzzle pieces that didn't come in the same box. Cleroux worked as a teacher and a hair stylist despite having no credentials, but mostly found positions as a nurse, with forged licenses, all across Canada and in the United States. She was only occasionally caught, but was able to start all over again by leaving for a new location with a new name and new forged documents. Decades of fraud finally caught up with Cleroux in 2021, but the harm she left behind is just beginning to be noticed.  

Cleroux was able to get away with this because so few employers cross-checked her credentials with schools or licensing agencies. And even if they did, she would just change her name and move on. Read the story of nurse imposter Brigitte Cleroux at Maclean's. -via Damn Interesting


The World's Tallest Family



Dad is 6'8", Mom is 6'3" tall. Their children were doomed to follow in their large footsteps. Scott and Krissy Trapp of Esko, Minnesota, had two daughters, Savanna, who is 6'8" and Molly, who is 6'6". Their son Adam is 7'3", but he may still be growing, as he is only 22. Now, that's a family you can look up to! The Trapps were recently recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's tallest family. That's a nice honor, but it doesn't help when you have to duck going through each door of your house, or bend down to wash dishes. Buying clothing and sitting in a car aren't all that easy, either. But the Trapps seem to take it all in stride. -via Fark


Yellowstone's $1500 Inheritance Pass



Yellowstone National Park is celebrating its 150th anniversary. One of the special events of the year is the sale of a special $1500 "Inheritance Pass" that won't be usable for 150 years! The owner of such a pass will have unlimited access to the park in the year 2172. Yeah, no one buying this pass will live to use it, but it can be bequeathed to someone in your will.

The point of the pass is to raise funds so that Yellowstone can survive into the future. The money raised through the campaign will go to "supporting scientific studies, trail maintenance, and wildlife conservation, among other projects." You can consider it a donation, as it is tax deductible. However, once you buy an Inheritance Pass, the park will send you a thank you note with an annual pass for the current year. You can purchase one here. Read about the Inheritance Pass project at Backpacker. -via Kottke  


Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Animated Series



First off, no this isn't a real series, even though you will be forgiven for thinking so considering how many Star Trek series there are now. Gazelle Automations made a new cartoon in the style of the 1973-74 series Star Trek: The Animated Series and used a scene from Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987-94), along with its audio. The conceit here is that ST:TAS had ingenious plots and cheap animation, and ST:TNG had awesome visuals and silly plots. This cartoon manages to highlight the worst aspects of each, but it's fun nevertheless. Watch it twice to catch all the details, like the perfect Filmation music, the imperfect lip-voice synchronization, the odd manner in which each character begins moving, the faces that only move one feature at a time, the Kzin, and the pink Borg Cube. Oh yeah, there's also the horror of using two colons in one sentence. -via Metafilter


Raccoon Steals Security Camera



Here's a tale that will convince you that all your possessions need to be tied down, even if you live far from civilization. A masked bandit thought the object was interesting, so he just took off with it! It was a security camera in use, but that didn't matter at all to this raccoon, criminals that those creatures are. Luckily, the raccoon abandoned his new toy when he realized it didn't taste all that good, and the homeowner was able to retrieve the camera eventually, most likely aided by the video evidence. -via Laughing Squid 


Will Extreme Sitting Ever Be a Competitive Sport?

We think of sitting as an activity that isn't active, so how could it ever be a sport? Sitting is something office workers do all day that they know isn't good for them, or a rest and reward for people who stand or movie all day for their job. To Robert Silk, it isn't just sitting that makes it extreme, but where and how you do it. It was an idea that came to him in 1995, but he only developed it in the last few years. The idea is to find an extreme location and sit all day, without electronics or entertainment. Or even a clock. Silk sat in Joshua Tree National Park for 14 and a half hours once. He's sat all day in the desert quite a few times, and even spent the day on a beach in Antarctica in a chair he brought with him on a cruise ship.

As far as competition, it hasn't quite taken off yet, as Silk is the only competitor. But the idea might catch on. Read about Silk's philosophy about sitting and his accomplishments at Atlas Obscura.

(Image credit: Peter Wick)


Beam Us Up, Scotty!



We've seen delicious Star Trek supercuts about Leonard "Bones" McCoy's familiar catchphrases "He's dead, Jim" and "I'm a doctor, not a..." But McCoy wasn't the only one who had repeating lines throughout the series. John DiMarco reveals another supercut in which Captain Kirk utters those classic words, "Beam me up, Scotty." Or something close to it. The clips aren't limited to Kirk or to the original series, either.

While the fictional technology of Star Trek's transporter was developed to save time and money over having the cast use a shuttle in the series, "beaming up" came to be a handy way to escape danger, or conversely to introduce danger when transporting didn't go well. It also became a classic way to end a scene or an episode. -via Born in Space


The Strange Inventions of John Harvey Kellogg

John Harvey Kellogg was a gifted man with some really strange ideas. He ran his Battle Creek Sanitarium to promote wellness among his patients, which included feeding them foods he invented. One was cold cereal, which led to the company that bears Kellogg's name. Along with Graham crackers, which he also developed, these bland foods were supposed to keep one's mind away from sexual thoughts and the temptation of masturbation. Kellogg was also proponent of eugenics. And he invented a lot of gadgets to use on the patrons of his sanitarium. These included "exercise" machines that required no effort, a poop chair, an electric horse (shown above), and an enema machine that sounds terrifying in its power. Read about eleven of those lesser-known Kellogg inventions at Mental Floss.

(Image credit: Flickr user Battle Creek CVB)


Trailer for Star Wars: Larry



With the new Disney+ miniseries Obi-Wan Kenobi ready to drop on May 27, Auralnauts just have to do one better. Besides, they have some more footage to use now that we have trailers for the new miniseries. This is the story of Obi Wan Steven Ben Larry Bongjo Kenobi, explaining how he became a hermit in the desert after a lifetime of partying like it's 1999. The Larry Kenobi character has been seen here and there in Auralnauts' work for years now, most notably in Star Wars Ep 3: Revenge of Middle Management. Is this really a trailer for an upcoming series? Auralnauts hints that it could happen if they get enough Patreon sponsors. I wouldn't hold my breath. Oh, sure, I have no doubt they will work on the most wondrous series ever, but based on experience, it could be a wait of some years before we see it. -via Boing Boing


What Happens When the Cops Pull Over a Driverless Car?

What happens when a car is pulled over for not using its headlights, and the police see that there's no driver? The short answer is: nothing. San Francisco police signaled a car to stop, then realized it is one of the new Cruise robotaxis that have been serving the city for a couple of months. They couldn't open the door, and the robotic car pulled away briefly and then pulled over to the curb, seeking a safe spot away from traffic. That's what it is programmed to do, although you can imagine how police would respond to a human driver doing the same.

Lacking a driver to provide license and registration, submit to a sobriety test, or give a ticket to, the cops called the Cruise office. No ticket was issued. Which brings up questions that the police will have to work out with robotics companies- what will be the standard procedures for such stops going forward? Read the full story, and see a video of the incident (which is honestly rather boring) at the Verge. -via Digg


Jurassic Park Got the T. rex All Wrong

Imagine, if you will, that your seven-year-old has developed an obsession with dinosaurs, and you decide to introduce him or her to the Jurassic Park movies. It only make sense to start with the first film, Jurassic Park, which was released in 1993, based on a 1990 novel. By re-watching the film with your child, you start to realize that we've learned a lot about dinosaurs in the past 30 years. Where are their feathers? Your offspring, who has been reading up on the latest dinosaur discoveries, wonders about that, too. But it's far from the only things Jurassic Park got wrong about dinosaurs, particularly the Tyrannosaurus rex, which is both the main antagonist and the hero of the story. Oops, spoilers. Read about the feathers and three other important misconceptions you may have had about T. rex from the original Jurassic Park movie art Cracked. There's also a bonus video of Mark Bolin and his band T. Rex.

(Image credit: JJxFile)


Meet Some Bizarre Medieval Monsters



There's a reason why people say "pics or it didn't happen." Way before we had photography, people could tell tales that had no basis in truth and not only would people have no reason to doubt them, their fantasies would often end up in art or even books. We are familiar with exotic animals described by medieval travelers and then badly translated into art. But there were also tales of monsters that never existed at all, yet had some purpose in analogies or in adding to the storyteller's reputation. We know about unicorns and baselisks, but here we also learn about grotesques, the cynocephali, the tarasque, the griffin, blemmeys, and the tree that grows geese. There's a one-minute ad in the middle of this video. -via Everlasting Blort 


Why the New York Yankees are Clean-Shaven

If you watch the New York Yankees play baseball from a distance, meaning the cheap seats, you have to be really tuned into the team to tell the players apart. Their jerseys do not have the players' names on the back, and they don't have distinctive hair. Yankees are expected to shave and keep their hair above their collar. When the team signs a new player, the news comes with a trim (the Tweet above has nine examples in the thread). It's been that way for almost 50 years now.

The clean-shaven era for the Yankees began when George Steinbrenner, along with 11 other investors, bought the team in 1973. At the time, Steinbrenner said that the investors would be hands off. "I’ll stick to building ships," he said. That didn't last long. You might be surprised at what changed Steinbrenner from an absentee investor into a micromanager. It was flowers.

The rules about facial hair that Steinbrenner instigated have a little wiggle room- mustaches and sideburns are allowed, and players have pushed the envelope over the years. But as other teams have relaxed or dropped grooming codes, the Yankees still expect a clean shave and short haircut, even after Steinbrenner died in 2010. Read the story of the clean-shaven Yankees at Mel magazine.


Do You Know Your Town Like the Back of Your Hand?

You might like the browser map game Back of Your Hand, in which you are quizzed on the map locations of your own town. But beware, if you normally navigate by GPS, or if you know how to get around but never pay attention to street names, you will not do well. I scored 80% on my town, because there are some subdivisions I've never been to. You can change the location by zooming out on the map and then zooming back in elsewhere, like the place you grew up in. I did much worse for the place I grew up in, because it has changed considerably in the past 40 years or so. Another tip- zoom in and replace your pin on the road before you confirm your choice, because you'll be penalized by how far your guess is away from the correct answer. Good luck.  -via Boing Boing


Traditional, Delicious, Placenta Cake



Wait, wait, before you bail out because of the title, there's a perfectly logical explanation. This is not a recipe.

Placenta cake was a delicious dessert from ancient Greece and Rome. It was made of multiple layers of thin dough, with honey and cheese in between. It sometimes included nuts and figs. After baking, the cake was covered in more honey. The Greek name for the cake was plakous, which in the Roman language became placenta. What you really need to know is that the cake came first. The body organ that mammals develop during pregnancy is named after the cake!

Placenta cake appears to have been quite popular, and was exported to other countries, where it was adapted into many different traditional sweets, such as baklava.  -via Fark


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