Zaskoda started out to mount a camera on a snowboard and ended up designing a steampunk model, complete with sails and a "generator"! Link -via Unique Daily

When notorious gangster Al Capone was incarcerated at Eastern State Penitentiary in Philadelphia, he was treated with deference by guards, and maintained powerful connections from behind bars. I don't know about the walls, but I'd commit a crime for that furniture! Link -via J-Walk Blog

(image credit: Mike Graham)

See also: 6 Criminals Who Lived Very, Very Well

Librarian Ross Horsley has a blog in which he enters words for children to learn. However, letting your children see these definitions may destroy their childhood. Link -via b3ta

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French prankster Remi Gaillard creates havoc with a real-life version of Pac-Man. -via Metafilter

Previously at Neatorama: Gaillard's Super Mario Kart.

Monasteries have always welcomed travelers. When they are no longer used for monks, they make great hotels. Many have upgraded their accommodations in recent years to compete with luxury resorts.

As well as being physically beautiful, ex-monasteries are often strikingly spiritual, as if centuries of prayer and plainchant have seeped into their massive walls. A stay in a cloister seems to incline one to contemplation, reading, sleeping well and turning off the mobile.

Get a closer look at five such ex-monasteries. Link -via Boing Boing

This is the TurboChef Double Wall Speedcook Oven. It costs $7,895. Great for people who have lots of money and no time.

Two ovens for the price of 10! Actually, the selling point of this TurboChef is its top oven, which purports to cook food 15 times faster than a normal oven. The company claims that the speed oven will cook a 12-pound turkey in just 42 minutes by using a patented combination of hot air and microwave technology. The bottom oven is a normal, high-quality convection oven.

This is part of Kitchen porn: 8 of the most outrageous food gadgets money can buy, from DVICE. There are plenty more cooking aids for people who have big bucks. Link -via Digg

These creepy eyeshades make you appear to look away when you're looking forward! They were inspired by a gorilla attack at the Rotterdam Zoo last May. The gorilla named Bokito attacked a woman, presumably because she had made eye contact with him. Health insurance company FBTO took advantage of the situation and issued "Bokito Viewers" to zoo visitors to protect them from gorilla attack. The glasses were conceived by advertising agency DDB Amsterdam. Link -via the Presurfer

Ellie May Challis of Little Clacton, Essex, England battled meningitis as an infant. She recovered, but her arms and legs had to be amputated. She has since used normal prosthetic legs which were were painful and slow. Now five years old, Ellie has new carbon framed legs, the kind amputee sprinters use.

She was fitted with them three weeks ago – making her the youngest person in the world to have the £10,000 a pair special limbs.

Paul Challis, 45, said: “Ellie can walk twice as fast on these new legs. She is so full of determination.”

The company’s managing director Bob Watts said: “We had to make them especially for Ellie as they had never been made this small before. We were worried that she wouldn’t be able to balance properly on them, but she has made amazing progress.

Ellie's legs will be replaced every two years as she grows. Link -via Arbroath

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You may not have records to play anymore, but there's still a purpose for your turntable. Chozo the kitten enjoyed it enough to come back for more! -via Buzzfeed

Truck driver Zhian Feng went over the side of a bridge in Chengdu, China. The truck was left dangling by the bumper, only inches away from tumbling 100 feet to the ground below!

Witness Lu Wi said: 'We heard an amazing bang and went out to see what was happening.

'We saw a lorry hanging over the bridge, and a man in his 40s struggling to climb out.

'When he got out the driver said he was lucky he had his seat belt on or he'd have fallen straight out of his open window.'

Link -via Digg

It's the 21st-century version of the poodle skirt! Lenore of Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories made a circle skirt festooned with a scene from the classic video game Missile Command. Instructions are included. This would be perfect for your next geek sock hop! Link

It's a shame we can't pay our income taxes with Monopoly money, the subject of today's Lunchtime Quiz at mental_floss. Can you distinguish the denomination of Monopoly bills by their color? It's easier if you've played the game lately! http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/24628

The Big Picture blog from The Boston Globe has a lovely roundup of blossoming flowers and (better yet) images of the way people all over the world celebrate the arrival of spring. Shown here is a party in Afghanistan, where the equinox is celebrated as the beginning of the new year. Link -via the Presurfer

Image credit: Reuters/Omar Sobhani

Oh my -a play pretty that plays music! Click the tiles to not only make designs, but listen to them as well. This might take your entire day away. Link -via Bits and Pieces

Instructable user randofo outfitted his office chair with a gas detection sensor, then programmed it to publish updates on Twitter whenever a fart is detected! "Office Chair" now has 2,395 followers on Twitter. Here is a sample of the results:

# I wish I were some other chair
about 15 hours ago from web

# He farted right on me again
about 17 hours ago from web

# allow me to repeat... ppppfffffffffftttttttttttt
about 18 hours ago from web

# Ugh. That was a gross one
about 18 hours ago from web

Link to instructions. Link to Twitter feed. -Thanks, Emily Farris!