JobMob has the 150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever! The best argument for proofreading I’ve seen anywhere, although obviously some of these people really don’t want a job. Here’s a taste:

Application: How large was the department you worked in with your last company? “A: 3 stories.” (Resumania)

A resume listed a skill as “being bi-lingual in three languages” (Ask Annie’s)
Background: “28 dog years of experience in sales (four human).” (Resumania)

In the section that read “Emergency Contact Number” she wrote “911.” (Ask Annie’s)

Candidate drew a picture of a car on the outside of the envelope and said it was the hiring manager’s gift. (Careerbuilder.com)

Languages: “Fluent in English. Also I have been heard muttering Gibberish in my sleep.” (Resumania)

“Directed $25 million anal shipping and receiving operations.” (ResumePower.com)

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The Suzukaze seat cushion keeps your butt cool as you work. For about five cents a day, a fan blows air through the cushion to keep you comfortable. You may work in an air-conditioned office now, but when energy costs cause your employer to think twice about turning it on, you’ll thank me for this. Link -via Digg

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Big Buck Bunny is a charming 8-minute animation produced by Ton Roosendaal of the Blender Institute. Link -via Viral Video Chart

36-year-old Hilary Lister is paralyzed from the neck down, but that hasn’t stopped her from participating in her love of sailing. In 2005, she became the first quadriplegic sailor to cross the English Channel. Her next goal is to sail around Britain solo, using her breath to pilot a 20-foot boat.

She is planning to start her trip in Dover, in her boat, the Artemis 20, on 9 June.

It is anticipated the clockwise journey, which will be taken in a series of day sails, will take three to four months.

Mrs Lister has been paralysed for seven years as a result of a progressive degenerative disease, reflex sympathetic dystrophy.

A rigid inflatable boat will support her on the journey and a motor entourage of two motor homes and a Land Rover will provide land support.

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If someone doesn’t have a smile, you can give them one with Smile on a Stick.

Experts say even faking a smile can make you feel better. Well, they don't get any faker than this.

Also available in holiday editions. You can get a frown on a stick, too, although I don’t know why you’d want to. Only $2.50 from The Spoon Sisters. http://www.spoonsisters.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=39701&Category_Code=1009100&Product_Count=29 -via J-Walk Blog

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An animation project by artist Ritxi Ostáriz based on the Mexican Day of the Dead. Original music by Voltaire. Link to project site. Link to artist’s site. -via I Am Bored

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I don’t know what documentary this is from or how old it is, but the effect is pretty funny! -via Arbroath

Update: Troy in the comments has identified the show as "Animals Are Beautiful People". Thanks!

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The British do love their tea, don’t they? The artist is Elemental. Link to his MySpace page. -via Dump Trumpet

Researchers at MIT have developed a new paper-like material that can sop up oil and other environmental spills and leave the water behind!

The scientists say they have created a membrane that can absorb up to 20 times its weight in oil, and can be recycled many times for future use. The oil itself can also be recovered. Some 200,000 tons of oil have already been spilled at sea since the start of the decade.

"What we found is that we can make 'paper' from an interwoven mesh of nanowires that is able to selectively absorb hydrophobic liquids--oil-like liquids--from water," said Francesco Stellacci, an associate professor in the Department of Materials Science and Engineering and leader of the work.

The combination of a nanowire mesh and a water-repellant coating makes this material effective for the purpose. Other applications include water purification and filtering. Link (with video) -via Digg

(image credit: Francesco Stellacci, MIT, and Nature Nanotechnology)

How do you win the title of World's Greatest Fisherman? How about being the first person ever to reach the “Holy Grail”, as defined by the International Game Fish Association!

Zyg Gregorek, 65, is the first recreational fisherman anywhere to catch all 27 species in the three so-called "royal slams" set by the International Game Fish Association (IGFA) – hooking nine species of shark, including the great white, ten of billfish and eight of tuna.

Gregorek has traveled the world and fished for many years to achieve the title.

Rob Kramer, president of Florida-based IGFA, described Mr Gregorek's achievement as "totally unique". He said: "To achieve one royal slam is impressive but to get all three is unheard of. He is the first and maybe the last. These awards are considered the big one – the Holy Grail. They are spectacular – travelling to exotic places and chasing a specific species of fish."

Mr Kramer stressed: "It is not about luck – you have to research, to know exactly where to go and when. Zyg is, by definition, the world's greatest fisherman."

Gregorek, from Halwill in Devon, England, tells a few fish tales to The Scotsman. Link -via Fark

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Etsy seller OctopusMe has metal jewelry made from real octopi octopusses. I’m not sure I want to know how it’s done. Tentacles hanging from your earlobes would be an instant conversation starter. Link -via Dump Trumpet

Ice is a great insulator, as attested to by anyone who has visited an igloo. English Russia has a video report of a hot sauna built from ice! If that isn’t weird enough, you’ll see a builder chinking the cracks with slush using his bare hands. And after a nice hot sauna, the participants take a dip in the water outside! The audio is in Russian. Link -via Unique Daily

Wired has a gallery of some of the stranger gadgets the CIA developed since the 1940s.

"Many of the devices first seen in movies and on TV actually came about," says Robert Wallace, former head of the CIA's covert skunk works, the Office of Technical Services. "Remember the Cone of Silence? We built shielded enclosures that did the same thing. And the pen communicator in The Man From U.N.C.L.E.? That evolved, 10 years later, into short-range agent communication."

Unfortunately, those particular devices are not illustrated in this post. In his new book Spycraft, Wallace writes about the CIA’s technical advances and some ideas that didn’t quite work out. The cigarette pistol pictured was a success! Link

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You might think that videogames began with Pong, but here’s one that dates back fifty years!

Way back in 1958, William Higinbotham invented Tennis For Two to liven up visitor day at Brookhaven National Laboratory, his workplace. The game uses an oscilloscope with two control pads. It remained largely unknown until 1981 when a lawyer trying to break Magnavox's patent for video games came across writings talking about the game.

Blueprints of it were found to predate Magnavox's game, the case was settled out of court, and the game found fame as the second ever invented, since it was later predated by A.S. Douglas' 'OXO' game from 1952.

The music is “To Find Our Freedom” from The Peacekeepers Peacespeakers. -via Grow-A-Brain

Leanne makes itty-bitty needle felted birds and nests that look like the real thing (only smaller). In this picture, you see cardinals, a goldfinch, a chickadee, and some robins, among others. The entire nest is only four inches long! Link -via Everlasting Blort