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Not in Kansas Anymore

or North Carolina, either--odds and ends-- observations at random on Taiwanese daily life

Once again, Neatorama welcomes guest blogger Joel Haas, North Carolina sculptor and author, as he posts his adventures in Taiwan.




Culture shock happens when you pick up the live wire of daily life in another country, particularly another continent.  It can be the big thing such as finding yourself a racial minority and oddity in the street, or small things such as wondering what all those fires in front of every business and home mean--it's not the least bit cold.  Why do people stuff their sales receipts in special clear plastic boxes on the sidewalks--and, speaking of sidewalks, why is the sidewalk a different height and design in front of each business or home?  and speaking of home and business, what is it like to have the family living room open out into the street and double as a place of business where every body who wants to, say, have your dad fix their scooter, can bring it right up to the family couch and television?   Does everybody have their family shrine right over the TV and DVD player?

Before we get into the genuinely amusing, strange stuff (from an American perspective) about Taiwan, let me get several things off my chest:

Don't they all look alike?  I mean, really how can you tell those people apart?
This is the one comment that pushes my button.  Really.  Stand around on any street here for five minutes and you'll see Taiwanese don't look any more alike than Caucasians.  Even without the admixture of the American Armed Forces stirring the genetic pot for decades, the advent of modern hair coloring means the average school girl with blond hair here is no more likely to be a real blond than an American one.  There has been a disquieting fad for wearing enormous blue contacts in their eyes.


a shot of this promotional poster is as well as I can do since I couldn't take photos of the elevator operators in Shin Kong Department Store

Don't they eat dogs and other odd stuff like snakes?
No.  They don't eat dogs.  Most dogs I've seen here are as pampered as ones in America.  On the way to a concert today, I saw no less than three dogs in, so help me God, knitted sweaters.  In this heat, that may cook them, but not by design.

What people eat is always  an interesting question.  Food often is a major definition of culture.  My culture in North Carolina is only a generation or two removed from widespread consumption of chitlin's, possum, squirrel, and fat back.   Frog legs are considered a delicacy in French restaurants, so let's not get carried away with what other people think is down home cookin'.  There is a place in Taipei called Snake Alley that sells snake meat.  It's mostly a tourist attraction now.  The average Taiwanese eats no more snake than the average American eats rattlesnake or alligator meat.

Don't you get tired of eating rice?
No.  Mainly because they don't serve a lot of rice here.  Look back through all my food photos, in my travel letters and my extra photos on Flickr; don't see any rice do you?  Rice is served like a roll might be served to you in the States.  I have been served rice three times in the more than two weeks I have been here.  Each time it was simply in a small bowl to the side, a bowl no bigger than a coffee cup at home.  The average Taiwanese's reaction to a serving of Kung Pow chicken from an AMERICAN Chinese restaurant would be about the same as an American's if served field peas, collards, carrots and fried pork chops glopped together on a bed of twelve slices of bread.

WITH THOSE ITEMS OFF MY CHEST, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME STUFF THAT AIN'T LIKE IT IS AT HOME.

7-11s run this country.  It's not a democracy nor a dictatorship.  It is "quick-stop-ocracy."

There are competing chains, Circle K, Family Store, Happy Store, etc. but they're all the same as a 7-11 which remains the dominant brand.  You can do anything at a 7-11; pay your bills, taxes, traffic tickets; buy French wine, pickled duck eggs, Love Milk, and videos.

Every receipt comes with a lottery ticket.  Now wouldn't that just get all the Baptists' panties in a twist back home in the South!

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Mysterious Celebrity Tattoos


It's bad enough when someone gets a celebrity tattoo, but it's even worse when no one can figure out who it's supposed to be! Take your best guess at a dozen mysterious tattoos at City Rag. Link -via Gorilla Mask

What’s So Hot About Chili Peppers?

We love chili peppers, the hotter, the better! The ingredient that gives spicy peppers their heat is capsaicin, but what is the purpose of capsaicin in nature? To find the answer, ecologist Joshua Tewksbury traveled to Bolivia, home of many kinds of peppers.
"Capsaicin demonstrates the incredible elegance of evolution," says Tewksbury. The specialized chemical deters microbes—humans harness this ability when they use chilies to preserve food—but capsaicin doesn't deter birds from eating chili fruits and spreading seeds. "Once in a while, the complex, often conflicting demands that natural selection places on complex traits results in a truly elegant solution. This is one of those times."

Link -via Boing Boing

(image credit: Tomás Carlo)

Ned Flanders


If you are a longtime fan of The Simpsons, you'll do well on today's Lunchtime Quiz at mental_floss. How well do you think you know the Simpson's next door neighbor, Ned Flanders? I don't -I would have probably scored 0% if I had tried! http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/23901

The Seed


(vimeo link)

This video by Johnny Kelly follows the life cycle of a seed, but that simple description doesn't do justice to this animation. -via Digg

Dinnerware Made of Cocaine Seized

Spanish police seized a 42-piece dinnerware set from a man who received the delivery. The blue plates, cups, and bowls decorated with sunflowers turned out to be made from 45 pounds of cocaine!
It was sent by recorded delivery from Venezuela to Barcelona via London.

Now police have arrested a 35-year-old Spanish man, known only as JVLL, who is believed to have received the crockery in the mail, after an international investigation.

They believe JVLL was forced into the deal by Venezuelan drug lords. The dealers had hoped to treat the drug and then sell it in Catalonia, police said.

Link

Express Sloths


This sign was spotted at the terminal for express trains to Gatwick Airport in London. Maybe they are trying to imply something? Link -via Buzzfeed

Homer Simpson Clock


Homer won't let this beer out of his sight! The Homer Simpson Rotating Eyes Clock will set you back £14.96. Link -via Bits and Pieces

Yam Wielding Grannies, Plastic Bugs, and Cilantro Ice Cream


In the third installment of sculptor Joel Haas' adventures in Taiwan, he takes a excursion to Yangmingshan National Park. Joel's photographs reveal stunning azaleas in bloom, local art, and his experience with cilantro ice cream. Link

Also see the previous posts: A Trip to Taipei’s Shilin Night Market and Red Bean Filled Hockey Pucks and Mind Control.

The Guys Behind the Mentos Thing

If you recall the Diet Coke/Mentos phenomenon, you already know Fritz Grobe and Stephen Yoltz, even if you don't know their names. They're the geniuses behind the theater company Eepybird.

Geeks Are Sexy has a two-part interview with Grobe and Yoltz about how they took six months to develop the Bellagio Fountain routine for their "Experiment #137" video and what went into the creation of their "Sticky Notes Experiments" video the next year.

You'll also see them do the Diet Coke/Mentos routine in front of a live audience at the Maker Fair! Link

Rainbow Glow Jellyfish


Jellyfish expert Lisa Gershwin found a new species off Tasmania that has a rainbow attached! It's not bioluminescent, but shows reflected light in lovely colors. And it doesn't sting. The unnamed jelly is very fragile, and will fall apart as soon as it touches a net. Link -via Unique Daily

(image credit: Martin George/QVMAG)

No-Slip Banana Peels


Here's an appropriate way to keep from slipping in the shower -banana peels! These peels are non-skid stickers, available from Mortimer Snodgrass. http://shop.mortimersnodgrass.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=376 -via J-Walk Blog

Subway Art Gallery Opening


(YouTube link)

The folks from Improv Everywhere staged an art gallery opening on the 23rd Street subway platform in Manhattan. They had all the trappings: an open bar (serving cider), a coat check attendant, a cello player for ambiance, and nicely-dressed art patrons. The "art" displayed was the signs, graffiti, and objects already found in the subway! For example, this description was attached to a wall phone:

Telephone Line (2002)
Metropolitan Transit Authority in collaboration with Telecom

This homage to the urgency of communication is meant to highlight the recent necessity, from instant to instant, to maintain the potential for instantaneous, world-wide contact from any location, at any time. That a conversation from such a location would be abruptly interrupted by an arriving train suggests the artist’s intent to lampoon the perceived dependence on telecommunication.

Commuters passing by didn't know what to make of the performance, but some ended up really enjoying themselves at the gallery opening! Link -via Metafilter

Red Bean Filled Hockey Pucks and Mind Control

If you enjoyed reading A Trip to Taipei's Shilin Night Market yesterday at Neatorama, you'll want to see part two of sculptor Joel Haas' travelogue. Red Bean Filled Hockey Pucks and Mind Control chronicles his visits to the National Palace Museum and the Long Shan Temple. Also look for part three online tomorrow! Link

USA Sitcom Map


Dan Meth produced a map of the United States featuring the places some of your favorite TV shows were set. It was inspired by his earlier map of sitcoms set in New York City. Link to US map. Link to New York map. -via YesButNoButYes

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