I tried the Carvana app while preparing this post. It offered me $200 for my car. It could be because it's a '97 model with half a million miles and a stick shift, but I thought any car that goes would be worth at least $500.
That was my last apartment before becoming a homeowner, about thirty years ago. I traded one set of problems for another, but with my own house they were MY problems and I could do something about them ...or not.
Q: How do you hide an elephant?
A: Paint his toenails red and stick him in a cherry tree.