It's plausible that when you have to drink a gallon of that stuff, you belt it back in a hurry and wouldn't notice a bug fell in your drink. It's also plausible in this day and age that someone at the clinic slipped it in for the pic and the lulz.
Yes, and that just goes to prove that if you want to exclude someone bad enough, you can find a rationale. When the 14th was new, the writers figured the only exceptions would be children born in the US of a foreign diplomat parent (and the argument later included some Native Americans).
Wow, a hat and a tile in the same song. What are the odds, and thanks for that. Edit: apparently, "tile" was a 19th century slang term for a silk top hat.
Yeah, I know. The dates on the Tweet don't match the article. I looked up the story and found a whole lot of sources, but the dates, names, and spellings vary, even in other languages. The plot is all the same.
"Uh, shoes."
"Shoes"
"Shoes"
"Shoes"
"Shoes"
"Shoes. Are you going to ask me about my pants?"
Edit: apparently, "tile" was a 19th century slang term for a silk top hat.