My Gen Z daughter tried to trip me up with Gen Alpha slang the other day, but I was able to keep up because after all, I am more online than she will ever be. Then her Millennial husband pointed out that every term she used was at least five years old. There's nothing like making your kids feel old, since they've been doing that to me all their lives.
You are so overwhelmed by the blue that you don't notice details at first. Going back, I think 1. I would be exhausted walking from one work station to the next in that kitchen, 2. the master bath shower is so big you'd never get warm, and 3. Astroturf on a balcony is just plain tacky.
Hey John, knowing what time you posted this and what time zone you are in, my guess is that 1.You surfed the internet a lot while the library is closed, 2. You ate a big Thanksgiving dinner someone else cooked, 3. After dinner, you rushed to post what you had found, 4. You took a little nap and slept through until morning.