The whole song isn't about drugs, but Life In The Fast Lane has the great lyric: "There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face..." I think those boys knew what they were writing. Oh, and in Hotel CA, the "warm smell of colitas" has been determined by Cecil Adams to be a reference to mary jane.

The heat lamp didn't melt the cage. I'm pretty sure the fire did that.

The artist Chris Brown is guilty of beating? well, then that makes sense I guess. Pretty horrible what some guys do.

I for one welcome our new Non-Copyright-Infringer-Decider/Overlords.

I love this version of the awesomely named Helvetica Man.

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Makes me want to watch Silver Streak again!

I'd just like to add that, since I've never been a fan of chocolate, or factories, and never read the book...both adaptations are equally annoying to me.

That really made me chortle!

Am I the only one that thought Alex's joke was hilarious?

They found ancient writings from the homo sapiens addressed to the Neanderthals that read:

ur doing it wrongz! lol u suk.

They could be displayed in an srt museum's restroom.

That was outstanding. Fred MacMurray makes for a great Dan Ackroyd.

I totally remember that. The news coverage was predictably all over it.

As a Pink Floyd fan, I'm a bit confused by the reference...unless it's a hat tip to the "lyrics" from One Of These Days.

Not all rats are disposed of after scientists have their way with them. I once rescued a rat that used to have organic stuff grown on his back. When they were done with him, they pawned him off on some independent pet shop. I nursed him back to health, and he was last seen in the care of a class of disabled kids.

Well, good luck with that.