Michele would like to get a higher allowance. She's tried asking. Now it's time for more assertive methods.

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"I tripped a kid in preschool/just to watch him cry." Reece and Levi, who are nine months old, are getting ready for a hard life in their jump-ups.

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Fork, you're a father now. Maybe you didn't plan on it, but you are and that entails certain responsibilities. Man up. Or fork up. Whatever.

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I guess that's not saying much. Jamie is still in diapers, but he's already playing well. I'll arm wrestle the tyke to prop up my ego.

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A Facebook friend of mine who recently became a father wrote "Oh, so that's what a poop explosion is." He didn't have to go into any detail. All parents know exactly what he experienced. Part of parenthood is caring for a creature that can excrete twice its own body weight daily, sometimes all at once.

Poop explosions can get ugly -- and smelly. And apparently bad enough to take down a jetliner in Australia:

Qantas Flight 825 was forced to land at Mount Isa on Sunday after passengers and crew complained of a "strange smell" wafting from the front of the cabin.
But a commenter on the Aviation Herald website, calling himself "Frank Smith," revealed the culprit.

"Unfortunately the fumes turned out to be a very smelly nappy [diaper] dumped in the forward toilet," he said.

"Procedures dictate to land as soon as possible. [It's] very embarrassing for us all at [Qantas], but, better safe than sorry."

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The band OK Go is known more for its clever music videos than its music. The group is especially fond of stop-motion animation. In this video made exclusively for Sesame Street, the band members are globs of human paint explaining the concept of primary colors.

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These lamps by the design house CrousCalogero will be the balloons on your child's ceiling that never deflate. They come in wall and ceiling models and fit into standard electrical outlets.

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The Make-A-Wish Foundation well all-out for its one thousandth wish, granted to 12-year old David Morasco of Epping, New Hampshire. David wanted a castle, so the Foundation built a stone and wooden fantasy castle measuring 24 feet by 24 feet. Watch a video at the link of David exploring it with his friends and classmates.

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At eighteen months old, this boy is more badass than you and I ever will be:

Israel’s Ynet news reports that the 18-month-old’s mother from Shfaram in Northern Israel came into her son's room and found him chewing on the dead Asian Racer. (Hemorrhois Nummifer / coinmarked snake)

Ynet interviewed the family and neighbours. When the mother found the child she screamed. A neighbour came to her assistance and pulled the snake out of the boy’s mouth. The neighbour said that she couldn’t believe what she saw.

The thirty-five inch snake wasn't venomous -- not that being otherwise would have deterred the lad.

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The parents hit a bump while dragging their toddler's sled through the snow. The kid fell off, but the parents didn't notice. Thankfully, the amazingly nonchalant driver did.

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To earlier generations of Americans, embroidery samplers were demonstrations of unmarried women's sewing skills to prospective suitors. This one, created in 1807 by a young girl in New Jersey named Mary Antrim, recently sold at auction for a whopping $1.07 million.

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Until I saw this video, I was about 90% certain that my own youngling is completely human and not a participant in the robot conspiracy to overthrow and enslave the human race. But Hollywood effects artist kitanimboy shows how deceptive the metal ones can be.

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They drive you insane, but you can't get enough of them. Kid, wait until you discover girls. You're going to experience this feeling on a grander scale.

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The great thing about this cooking project is that it's so simple that children can do it. Melissa of Many Makings wrapped Pillsbury breadstick dough around hot dogs and then dotted on mustard for eyes. That's it! Now your kids have done all of the cooking for their Halloween party.

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Last week, my preschooler started playing superhero with a pretend cape. So I've decided to make a real cape this weekend to aid her heroic efforts. But, as I haven't sewn much since I was ten years old, I doubt that my work will be as good as that of Amanda Wilson. She's crocheted a Wolverine costume to fit todder-sized superheroes. Her pattern is on sale at the link.

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