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After a busy day, there's something very soothing and calming about Jacob Sutton's video. The snowboarder, covered with lights, glides through the darkness. The frost parts before him without resistance, as though he was born for this movement.

Link (warning: auto-sound) -via Colossal | Sutton's Website

Here at Neatorama we promote scientific literacy, not only because we need it to make informed decisions, but also because it opens our minds to the wonders of the natural world. This is the Coffee Cycle, one of the great driving forces of life on Earth. Follow this substance as it moves through the Earth, the air and you.

Link -via That's Nerdalicious! | Image: Grant Snider

redditor kerbyderwood was bicycling near Moss Landing, California when he saw a Google Street View car. He took a picture of it just as it took a picture of him. Then the universe collapsed in on itself.

Link -via Blame It on the Voices

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Actor/comedian/statesman John Hodgman searched the Internet to find a video of Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes impersonating Mark Twain. He was rightfully appalled to find that no such video yet existed.

Hodgman held us, the people of the Internet, responsible for this grievous omission. But in his mercy, he has forgiven us and brought the video into being. Let us be thankful for Hodgman's work, and that of Dana Gould who girded the armor of Zaius in this video.

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James Labrecque of California had an old safe, but no combination for it. He thought that it was empty, so he decided to sell it on eBay for scrap. A man in Bartlett, Tennessee bought it and took it to a welder. Inside the safe was $26,000 in cash:

"I feel like the stupidest idiot in the world," said Labrecque. "I told my friend, I won the stupidest idiot in the world award the other day, you know. I gave away a safe with $26,000 in it."

In a contentious e-mail chain Labrecque provided to Action News 5, he asked for a cut of the cash. The buyer declined, citing Labrecque's seller policy that states, "What you see is what you get, no returns, and no money back."

The buyer did, however, give Labrecque a positive review on eBay.

Link -via The Agitator | Image: WMCTV

It's a time and labor-intensive recipe -- which almost belies the purpose of both hot dogs and pizzas -- but it'll be worth it. Great deeds require great efforts.

Link -via That's Nerdalicious!

Jason Heuser, one of the great artists of our age, creates heroic images of US Presidents, including Teddy Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln. Roosevelt and Lincoln used guns against their foes, but Kennedy preferred cold steel. Here he is, at his finest, doing cleanup work on the moon. Link -via blastr

Drivers in White Lake, Michigan have complained that a sign in front of Lakewood Elementary School is too complicated. But there's a legal reason why the sign has to this specific:

Bogie Lake Road is home to Lakeland High School, White Lake Middle School and Lakewood Elementary. The school district says the signs are for safety purposes, but it still begs the question: Why the need for six separate time zones?

"We have three different schools, all of which have three different start times and end times,” said Kim Root, communications director with Huron Valley School District. "The law states you have to display the times in their specific windows, you can’t block it off and make it this big chunk of time."

Video at the link.

Link -via Dave Barry | Photo: WJBK/myFoxDetroit

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Behold the miracle of childbirth. If you've ever been in a delivery room, you know what I mean. It's an amazing sight to watch this mother's babies pop out and begin crawling around, exploring a world new to them.

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They're so realistic that surely nothing could go awry by toasting them! Etsy seller BeckyM specializes in felting convincing food sculptures including avocados, cinnamon rolls and corndogs.

Link -via Kim Anderson

Jeffrey Sgroi uses a computer-controlled router to drill halftones into painted Corian countertop material. The computer probably makes it faster. But I suspect that you could make one with careful planning, a drill and a set of countersink drill bits.

Link -via Technabob

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You just got served by Vinod Thakur. He doesn't need legs to dance competitively. This 22-year old phone repairman from Delhi recently appeared on India's Got Talent and has been wowing fans ever since.

Link -via Blame It on the Voices

M.K. Holloway is a master leatherworker who lives outside of Dallas, Texas. Her guitar pickguards are wonders of detailed craftsmanship.

Holloway's Website -via Dude Craft

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Chefs at Chicago's Alinea Restaurant devised a way to shape sugar into balloons, and then inflated the balloons with helium. How do you eat a sugar balloon? It's not that different from eating a regular balloon.

Link -via That's Nerdalicious!

When I wear high heeled shoes, I want to look good and be comfortable. These cupcakes should be just squishy enough. They were made by Karen Tack and Alan Richardson for their book Cupcakes, Cookies & Pie, Oh, My!

Link -via Bit Rebels | Authors' Website