What would happen if you spliced two Lord of the Rings characters together Tuvix style? Some anonymous person on the internet put a lot of thought into that question, produced this chart, and is prudently keeping quiet about it.

Frodalf looks like someone I'd like to party with. Gandli looks like one of my co-workers who is quite normal. But Goldo will give me nightmares.

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No, don't look! Don't look! What you'll see staring out of the mirror will turn you to stone!

Etsy seller SlipperyFishJewelry offers this fresh take on stained glass that would make a perfect gift for someone who needs to tend to their appearance carefully. At 15 inches tall, it's appropriately life size.

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I'm drooling from just looking at this outfit. Estelle Peacock, a dressmaker who specializes in gowns and dancing costumes, made this delicious outfit that looks like a fully-stacked cheeseburger. Throw in a drink and fries and I'll buy it!

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Reporter Kimberly Adams asked her uncle, David K. North, what he was doing to keep himself busy during the lockdown. His response was to send photos of his Doorway to the Imagination. This sculpture appropriately appears to be a magical door leading to another dimension. If you need to, peek through the window before opening the door.

You can see more photos in Adams's Twitter thread. North's incredibly charming smile makes them even better.

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Which do you suggest? Scan the QR code to open the Google Form that lets you rank the colors. I voted for Blessed Blue, which is #4. If you live in Portland, Oregon, which is where redditor USMCFoto took the picture, you can also visit to get a closer look.

This method could also be used with other decisions, such as hiring decisions for employers or baby names for parents.

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Is piemaking an art form? If you have any doubt, then peruse the Instagram feed of Karin Pfeiff-Boschek, in whose body of work that art has reached its zenith. By masterful control of pastry dough and sliced fruits, she creates superlative sculptures that belong in a museum and my belly.

We've all got to stay busy and creative, right? For some of us, that means baking bread and assembling jigsaw puzzles. For Farvardin Daliri of Townsville, Australia, that's not ambitious enough. His crafting project is a giant singing kookaburra bird model. It's 28 feet long and 15 feet tall.

Recently, Daliri has hauled the loud, singing bird around town to amuse his neighbors. They're no strangers to his work, as it's not his first giant animal sculpture project. ABC News reports:

"I started in Tasmania and then worked my way up to Townsville for the past 30 years, where I founded the Townsville Cultural Festival," he said.

He has created other sculptures over the years, including a giant koala.

"We've also made the Jolly Swagman, Slim Dusty and other icons ,but we decided as we need tourism after COVID-19 that I might as well build it in Brisbane and drive it up the coast," Dr Daliri said.

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So my Dad made good use of his time in lockdown and built a huge laughing Kookaburra. pic.twitter.com/UGVC4dZsCL

— Rafaan (@RafaanDaliri) May 26, 2020

Since Father's Day is coming up very soon, it's worth mentioning that this fine piece of 1970s fashion is going up for bids. The Daily Record says that it's offered by the Elvis Presley Museum (I'm guessing that's Graceland). A fan made it for the King, who wore it until he "died" in 1977.

Slip it on and it's like soaking up the ambiance, masculinity, and aroma of Elvis. Ladies will be impressed with it, provided that it is visible. So be sure wear it on the outside of your clothes before heading out on the prowl.

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Business Insider reports that the fast food chain Burger King has found a new purpose for its iconic paper crowns given to kids. By massively expanding their size, the crowns enforce social distancing rules. These are available at selected outlets in Germany.

The Italian division of Burger King is taking a very different but possibly more effective approach. Its "Social Distancing Whoppers" come with three times the normal amount of onions, thereby encouraging people to avoid the diner's toxic odor.

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Isabel Green began her artistic journey by taking a class at the McDermott Glass Studio in Massachusetts. Now she's working there, studying and developing a traditional Scottish style of glass blowing. She makes little sculptures of sea animals, many of which she fills with miniature beach scenes, complete with sand and shells.

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Did you accidentally slosh coffee onto your desk? Don't worry about your important documents. Stefan Kuhnigk will spice up that brown splash mark with appropriate body parts for a mysterious creature. He calls the results Coffee Monsters.

Just pump the handle to mechanically open and close the seam in the center. Asaf Gitelis, a vice president in the Israeli company that invented it, told Reuters that this will change the mask-wearing experience in restaurants:

“Then you can eat, enjoy, drink and you take out the fork and it will be closed, and you’re protected against the virus and other people sitting with you.”

The company said it plans to start manufacturing the mask within months and had already submitted a patent. It said it would likely sell at a 3 to 10 shekel ($0.85 to $2.85) premium above the price of the simple pale blue medical masks many Israelis wear.

Restaurants in Israel are, at the moment, open only for takeout and delivery. This mask could change that limitation.

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Try sitting in this chair without falling over. It's not that hard. Rasmus B. Rex designed it to look tilted, but it's quite stable. Appropriately, it's called 9.5°.

He explains that it makes the chair more stable, as the angle removes the need for a stabilizing rod. I'm not sure of the physics of that argument.

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Get it? It's a potato carved into the shape of a couch!

Eh, I guess my humor is more sophisticated that yours. I found it funny. So did Michael Barros when his fiance made the couch. It's cool as a cucumber:

Puns are the highest form of comedy.

Go ahead and take the stairs. The lights will guide you to your destination. Skurk, a street artist, used a pair of streetlights and a staircase to depict a huge anglerfish on the hunt in Bergen, Norway. She waits patiently for you to come to her.

By the way: I use the pronoun "her" for a reason. Only female anglerfish have the natural lure. Males of the species have a, um, flexible relationship. National Geographic explains:

When a young, free-swimming male angler encounters a female, he latches onto her with his sharp teeth. Over time, the male physically fuses with the female, connecting to her skin and bloodstream and losing his eyes and all his internal organs except the testes. A female will carry six or more males on her body.

We've all known guys like that.

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