Toby Turner sang a literal, shot-by-shot, description of a Harry Potter trailer. You can read the lyrics at the video link. At the end, he asks viewers what movie he should tackle next: Narnia, The Expendables, or Little Fockers.
Filmmaker Kevin Smith was invited by DC to write Batman. This was the result. Chris Sims offers a lengthy take-down of why this was a very bad idea. Money quote:
Unfortunately, a creator -- any creator, in any creative field -- has to recognize his or her limits, and if he can't, that's what an editor's for. And you eventually come to a point where either the editor has to look at something and decide that it's an unpublishable mess or the creator has to take a step back and ask himself if he really wants his contribution to a 70-year legacy be a story where Batman gets high and pisses himself.
I'm sure that a lot of you young whippersnappers don't remember text-based games. Back in my day, we didn't have any of your fancy computer animation or virtual controllers or flush toilets. We had text and keyboards and two-holers and used them to navigate poorly-reasoned puzzles and obstacles, in the snow, uphill, both ways.
So watch this trailer for Get Lamp, a documentary about those early days when games like The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy were the epitome of cool. "Before there was the first person shooter, there was the second person thinker."
American artist Lockwasher made this R2D2 figure out of a 4.7 liter Heineken keg for the 2010 San Jose Super Toy Show. Heineken? That doesn't strike me as the right beer for Artoo.
So, I put it to you, my dear intoxicated readers: if Darth Vader, Han Solo, Leia, and Luke Skywalker were beers, which beers would they be?
Michael Pinto wrote a long, thoughtful essay describing the many ways that George Lucas broke the standard rules of Hollywood business in order to become successful. For example, Pinto says that Lucas' decision to leave Hollywood immediately after the first movie probably preserved his creativity:
Not too long after the success of Star Wars in 1978 Lucas went to work on constructing the Skywalker Ranch near Nicasio, California. What’s amazing to me about this is that instead of embracing Hollywood as the center of his operations Lucas instead fled north to get away from tinsel town. From a corporate culture point of view this allowed Lucas to “think outside of the box”. And in many ways his move reminds me a great of how Microsoft founder Bill Gates made it a point to not center his company in silicon valley, but rather in Redmond, Washington where they would thrive in isolation.
On an immediate level this allows Lucas to focus on the product instead of getting caught up in the trappings of the film industry. The practical result of this is that it allows the people who work in the marketing department to avoid the “me too” approach. Hollywood is famous for not taking risks, but if you’re going break through the noise you have to chances — and Lucas has avoided that trap which in turn has helped his longevity.
Link | Photo by Flickr user brunkfordbraun used under Creative Commons license
So as I mentioned previously, there's an ongoing discussion among some political bloggers about the ideological affiliation of the Jedi. Are they libertarian, socialist, or centrist? The discussion has continued with further suggestions. Adam Serwer of The American Prospect seems to think (if I understand him correctly) that the Jedi had a problem with effective government. Jonathan Bernstein thinks that the struggles of the Jedi relate to decentralized governance. But Seth Masket offers this inflammatory view:
There are no great analogues for the Jedi in modern American society. They are a secretive, powerful religious sect contracted by the Republic to do vital governing tasks that include policing and diplomacy. Perhaps the Knights Templar were similar in some ways, although I don't think the Knights had any real authority within European society. Their jurisdiction was the Holy Land. In some ways, the Jedi sound more like the Taliban than anything we've got going in the U.S.
Solrac333 is a custom-Transformers builder. He made this one to look like KITT from Knight Rider. It's based off a Bumblebee, which was a Chevrolet Camaro in the movies.
I liked the DualShock controllers on my old PS2. It added an additional degree of realism. The Tactile Gaming Vest, which lets you feel a small fraction of an bullet impact, accomplishes something similar. Now researchers at Tokyo Metropolitan University have added a different type of gaming realism: heat sensation. They've developed a way to suddenly chill or heat a controller so that users can sense temperature changes in virtual environments:
The temperature difference isn't large - less than 10 degrees heating or cooling after five seconds, but the researchers involved discovered that, as with haptics, just a little sensory nudge can be enough to convince involved participants in a virtual environment that they are experiencing something like the real thing.
http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2010-07/video-game-controller-stimulates-hot-and-cold-sensations via Popular Science | Image: Tokyo Metropolitan University
Paul Bussiere built a replica of R2D2 and took him to a children's hospital in Bangor, Maine, to amuse the patients:
Bussiere says ever since R2D2 made his debut last Thanksgiving, the star of "Star Wars" has become quite the legend on the pediatric floor of Eastern Maine Medical Center -- and not just with the kids.
"The kids you understand how they're going to respond. It's the adults that are my favorite. I've had people break down into tears. It's like watching someone meet a movie star for the first time,” Bussiere said.
"It brings a smile. They're already bummed out because they're going to be stuck in the hospital for the day. And so when they came in and said R2 was going to be here, Zack was pretty excited to see him,” said one patient’s mother.
Oh, this is just funny! In reference to the Wikileaks release of thousands of US military documents, many Twitter users are releasing Star Wars secrets and tagging them as #Wookieleaks.
http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23wookieleaks via io9 | Image: Chris Hunt
Alex Kobbs, a professional LEGO animator who attended film school at Fitchburg State College, made this high-grade depiction of scenes from StarCraft using sounds from the game.
I've previously mentioned the great Star Wars-themed paintings of Jacksonville-based artist James Hance. Here's his presentation of Kick-Ass. Miss Piggy as Hit Girl? Yes, yes, and yes! This parody must be made.
Cartoonist Matthew K. Garner reimagined Pokémon as a 1920s-era cartoon, like Walt Disney's Steamboat Willie. It'd be neat to see a full-length Pokémon cartoon made in this style.