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Slave Leia/Sally and Jabba the Oogie

A few years ago at Star Wars Celebration, cosplayers @mepsychogirl and @clauderz offered this fresh and chilling mashup of characters from both Star Wars and Tim Burton's 1993 film The Nightmare Before Christmas.

@clauderz is both Sally and Princess Leia Organa in her iconic slave outfit. She's ready to wrap that chain around the throat of the Oogie Boogie, depicted by @mepsychogirl from Halloween Town on Tatooine.

Photo: @dannydeluna


Hospital Evacuated after World War I Artillery Shell Found in Patient's Rectum

The Western Front of World War I concentrated its devastation in certain parts of France, Belgium, Luxembourg, and Germany. The terrain was permanently deformed due to entrenchments and explosions. In fact, there's an area of France called the Red Zone which remains uninhabited due to the destruction.

Unexploded munitions can emerge from the bowels of the earth and, despite the passing of a century, remain active and dangerous. Such was the case of a German artillery shell measuring 8 inches long and an inch in diameter (the article says circumference, but I think that's in error) that was found by doctors in a Frenchman's rectum.

The Daily Mail reports that it was necessary to evacuate the hospital during the removal procedure. The patient has been referred to police, although it's not clear to me what crime he is alleged to have committed.

It's barely February and I think that we have a top contender for the Petchesky Prize.

-via Jarvis Best

UPDATE 2/2/2026: There is a photo of the shell circulating. If you're into that sort of thing.


An Energetic Interpretive Dance of "Bohemian Rhapsody"

When is an appropriate time and place to listen to or even sing Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody?" The answer is: yes.

CDK Company is a world-famous dance troupe in the Netherlands. Under creative director Sergio Reis, it has interpreted many famous songs with original choreography executed by the finest dancers on the planet.

"Bohemian Rhapsody" always slaps and these dancers bring out the best in the music and lyrics. I especially appreciate their inventive response to the words "thunderbolts and lightning."

Other songs they've covered include "Bittersuite" by Billie Ellish, "Somebody I Used to Know" by Gotye, and "Eye on the Wall" by Perfume Genius.

-via Born in Space


Japanese Spoken with an American Southern Accent

Tori Peebs is an American from Georgia and can speak with a strong (and affected) Southern accent. She lives in Japan and, for kicks, she likes to speak Japanese in videos with a Georgian twang.

Her videos are equally funny with the sound off as she uses her minimal props comedically and ridiculously.

-via Klara


You Can Live and Work in This Small Town Bookstore

Wigtown is a charming village on southwestern coast of Scotland. There are many places to stay while there, including a bookstore. The Open Book is a bookstore operated by the local book festival. It's available as an Airbnb to rent.

But you've to earn your keep. While residing in the rooms upstairs, you're expected to run the bookstore. You'll have the freedom to organize the books, create and change displays, set the prices, and change the chalkboard sign to entice visitors to come in and contribute to the local literary culture. It's the ideal getaway for book lovers who are looking for a working vacation.


Police Explain the Difference between Sleet and Freezing Rain

Winter has come to much of the South, including Texas. We are familiar but not intimate with cold weather, as King of the Hill teased. It is currently well below freezing in the Texas town of Roanoke, which is north of Fort Worth. The police department of that municipality has published this guide to understanding the difference between freezing rain and sleet.

People who live in the tundra north of the Red River may understand it intuitively, but those of us south of that wall representing the northern limit of civilization must learn that the types of ice are different. Freezing rain is liquid when it strikes the ground, whereas sleet fell in solid form. The police explain this distinction using iconic of law enforcement foods: the donut.

-via Scanner Radio Fort Worth


Seduction in Action

Do you want to drive women wild with desire? Flex out your dewlap with your hyoid muscles. Pulse it rhythmically while bobbing your head up and down. Hopefully your dewlap has a naturally red coloration.

If not...well, just be confident. Likle this guy in Ryan Mason's At Random Comics. Flex what you have like you have the biggest, brightest dewlap in the forest.


LEGO Crocs Exist

When the dystopian comedy movie Idiocracy was filmed in 2004, the fashion coordinators selected crocs as the common footwear because they looked simultaneously futuristic and stupid. But they have since transcended those humble and intentionally insulting origins to be a worldwide "fashion" phenomenon.

The LEGO and Croc companies have collaborated to develop these novel variants in the shape of LEGO bricks. Will they protect your feet in the event that you step on LEGO bricks left on the floor by small children. It will be necessary to test them to find out.

This pair isn't a one-off design for publicity. Crocs is actually selling them for $149.99 starting on February 16.

-via Discussing Film


Klingon Elsa Sings "Let It Go"

Pa’ Emerald City Comic Con Seattle, Washington-Daq, Frozen muchDaq Elsa ghomDu’ tIvqu’moH. noyDaj qaDtaHbogh qaDmeyDaq, quvHa’be’ bomDaj tIvqu’qu’ bomta’, "yIbuSHa’” pongbogh bom leghlu’ Hoch. Disney bommey — Do’Ha’be’, Shakespeare qaDmey je bommey rur —tlhIngan Hol motlhDaq qaqu’qu’.

Puqpu’wIj puqpu’pu’DI’ Frozen tIvqu’, ’ach tlhIngan Hol ghoj Da’pu’. ’ach nom mu’mey potlh tlhIngan ghojlaHpu’, bomvam mu’mey tIqDaq lanlu’pu’mo’.


Mansion at Disney World Has a Star Wars Home Theater

Zillow Gone Wild points us to this mansion located in Disney World (TIL: you can actually live at Disney World) that is decked out for a committed and extremely wealthy Disney fan. The Star Wars-themed home theater gives the impression that you are watching the screen from inside the Millennium Falcon.

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First Recorded Instance of a Cow Using a Tool

As Gary Larson predicted in the below 1982 scene from The Far Side, bovine life has now developed the ability to use tools.

Scientific American reports that Veronika, a cow in the town of Nötsch im Gailtal, Austria, has begun using a deck brush to scratch herself. She even adjusts her grip on the brush to scratch different parts of her body and both ends of it for distinct purposes. Veterinary behaviorists report this is the first known tool use by bovine life.

It begins with scratching sticks. It ends with nuclear weapons.

I say that we strike first while we still can.

-via @gdholtby


Lamps That Look Like Bic Pens

The French company and brand Bic is famous worldwide for its iconic ballpoint pens, notably the Cristal, which it unveiled in 1950. To celebrate the 75th birthday of this office staple, the South African division of Bic company threw a party for it.

Fast Company reports that the company also commissioned the creation of selected LED lamps made to resemble giant versions of the Cristal pen. They can be suspended over your work-covered desk like a Sword of Damocles or tastefully accenting a wall. Each will sell for $350 when they become available in the United States.

Previously on Neatorama: hilarious reviews of Bic Cristal pens made specifically for women.


This 62 KM Footrace Commemorates a 1592 Jailbreak

On January 6, 1592, Irish patriots Hugh Roe O'Donnell, Art O'Neill, and his brother Henry Shane O'Neill escaped from English captivity in Dublin Castle. They ran for 62 kilometers to safety in the wild lands of the Wicklow Mountains. The winter conditions were brutal and Art O'Neill died while Hugh Roe O'Donnell lost his big toes due to frostbite.

To commemorate this heroic moment in Irish resistance to foreign rule, runners participate in the Art O'Neill Challenge. There are running, hybrid, and trekking categories. All participants strive to reach the summit of a mountain topped by Art's Cross--the spot it is thought to be the location that Art O'Neill was buried.

-via Frank McNally | Photo: History Ireland


Art Curator Describes Ancient Urn in Gen Alpha Slang

No cap, Dr. Alison Luchs drips the rizz on us with her totally slay vibe about "Urn with Grotesque Masks," a treasure at the National Gallery of Art in Washington, D.C. A professional historian with decades of teaching experience in art history, Luchs mogs the haters with her exposition on this Egyptian stone turned into a column by the Romans, then modified into an urn by Sixteenth Century Florentines.

It's giving, especially given that this gyatt urn likely held nothing but the owners' aura. Some might find it sus, but the artists responsible would have no opp in their era or modern times.

So get out and touch grass at the National Art Gallery. Staying at all home day is big yikes.


Two Violinists, One Violin

YouTubers Monen mit Melonen (Google Translate says that's German for "monkeys with melons") are master violinists. Yet they are also starving artists who can afford only one violin. It would appear that they're not fond of taking turns or their practice time is limited and thus necessitates simultaneous practice.

In several videos, they play one violin simultaneously.

-via David Thompson


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