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5 Terrible Inventions From Otherwise Great Inventors

After all the impressive additions they’ve given this world, it’s easy to think of famous inventors as brilliant creators who can simply do no wrong. But the reality is that no one is perfect and just because someone came up with a device that revolutionized the world around them doesn’t mean they didn’t have their share of failures as well. Here are some of the less famous (for good reason) inventions of some of the greatest inventors on Earth.

Thomas Edison: The Edison Doll and Concrete Homes


Edison had over 2000 patents by the time he died, so it’s not really much of a surprise that among his innovations on the phonograph, the light bulb, the kinetoscope and the telephone, he also had some utter failures as well.



Interestingly, one of his worst failures was actually a great idea that was just too far ahead of its time for the current technology. The Edison Doll was the inventor’s attempt to bring the joy of the phonograph to children. While talking dolls are common place these days and widely loved by little girls around the globe, the problems with the Edison Talking Doll were many. For one thing, phonographs of the time still had to be manually cranked at the appropriate speed in order to play correctly. That’s asking a lot for a child to do with her toy. Another problem was that even when cranked at the proper speed, the doll sounded simply terrible because voice recording still wasn’t very good at the time. In fact, Edison himself admitted "the voices of the little monsters were exceedingly unpleasant to hear." As if those two issues weren’t bad enough, the mini phonograph inside the doll was incredibly fragile –meaning even if a little girl did manage to play the sound at the right speed and not run away from the shrieking abomination, she’d almost certainly destroy the wax record after only a short amount of play time.

Of course, all the new technology didn’t come cheap and the doll would cost between $10 and $25 depending on the outfit she came in. That’s the equivalent of between $240 and $600 these days, which is a whole lot to spend on a doll that terrifies your daughter and breaks without any effort. Of 2,500 made, only 500 were sold and most of the dolls were returned. With all of these failures, it’s no wonder the doll was only sold for a few short weeks in early 1890. Of course, the rarity of the failure has only increased the doll’s value over the last century. These days, an Edison doll in good condition can easily go for over $15,000 –and that’s without the original phonograph, since most of the excess inventory was sold off without a sound device inside.



The terrible toy doll wasn’t Edison’s only failure though. In fact, his best-known failure was in his push for concrete housing complete with concrete furniture, even concrete pianos. Edison believed these cheap creations would be a good way to solve the housing crisis and allow low-income families to enjoy the finer things in life without spending a fortune. In 1917, he and Charles Ingersoll offered 11 concrete homes (that's them above) up for sale for only $1,200 –a third of the cost of an average home. Even so, they didn’t manage to sell a single one.
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They're So Irresistably Cuddly At That Age


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When they're too young to play with squeaky toys, they actually sound just like squeaky toys and their legs seem to work just about as well. Who knew?

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When The Simpsons Meet Skyrim



Who knew Homer was speaking dragon this whole time?

Link Via The Daily What

Turn Any Site Into A Geocities Site



Have you wondered what your favorite website would look if it were part of 90's hosting legend Geocities? Well wonder no more thanks to Geocities-izer. Above is their interpretation of Neatorama and believe it or not, that's actually one of the better ones -just wait till you see YouTube's homepage.

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The Saddest Geek Divorce Story Ever



If you've ever been truly dedicated to a particular collection, then you know just how heart breaking it would be to lose it after putting in so much time and money. Now just imagine your collection transformed your entire apartment into a Star Trek ship only to risk losing it in a divorce. That's what very well may happen to Tony Alleyne, whose wife wants to convert it back into a "normal" dwelling and sell the property to a presumably "normal" buyer. Read all about the sad news over at The Sun.

Link Via BoingBoing

Finally A Great Use For Those Twilight Novels



My apologies to those of you who might actually like Twilight, but I'm sure you already know that there are plenty of others who would gladly carve up your sparkly vampires into beautiful planters. Since the link to the original source is broken, here's one to a different tutorial to make your own.

Link Via Craftzine

Pizzagna Combines The Best Of Two Great Things



If Garfield were real, this brilliant combination of pizza and lasagna would be enough to give him a heart attack...assuming he didn't already have one as a result of his terrible diet and lethargic lifestyle. The idea's pretty simple, just pile some thin crust pizzas into a casserole dish with a little extra sauce and cheese and voila...pizzagna. It would go great with your pizza beer.

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Penguins Sure Do Love Snow

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Living in San Diego, I always think snow is awesome, but for those of you who live in it and are getting tired of the flurries, it can be nice to remember that at least someone is having fun in the frost.

The Cutest Cable Organizer In The Galaxy



Every geek can use a cable organizer, but why go boring when you can make your own awesome AT-AT organizer with the easy-to-use kit from Etsy seller GeekCook. Of course, if you want a smaller, cheaper option, our Cable Monkey is always a good call.

Link Via Laughing Squid

You Can Contribute To Imagineer Rolly Crump's Memoir

We've written a lot about Disneyland, but for those long-term, die-hard fans, you can help imagineer Rolly Crump with his memoirs. Obviously he has all the actually memories he needs, but vintage pictures of the park are another story. Sure he could get them from the company itself, but if you know a lot about the corporation, you know they aren't the easiest to work with when it comes to copyrighted images.
"We need your help, oh great citizens of the Internet! I'm writing a book with former Disney Imagineer Rolly Crump, and we're looking for some old photos for it that you may have in your collection. We're looking for stuff from his time at Disney (such as Adventureland Bazaar in 1963, Tower of Four Winds, The Enchanted Tiki Room in the 60s, It's A Small World at World's Fair, The Land in 1980s) and his outside work (like Bear-y Tales at Knott's Berry Farm, Circus World, and Busch Gardens). Anything that Rolly has brought to life, we'd love to see your photos of it. We will gladly give you credit AND a signed copy of the book if we use your images!"

I know some of you Neatorama readers have been visiting the park for decades, so here's a good opportunity to take advantage of those old family vacation photos.

Link Via BoingBoing

Godzilla Was A Real Gentleman



If you've seen the films, then you might not know it, but when the cameras weren't rolling, Godzilla was actually quite a well-mannered gentleman adored by the women on the set. Just look at this lucky lady being accompanied by this studly ladies man

Link Via The Mary Sue

Mamma Mia! That's A Weird Beer



Love pizza and beer? Well then, why not combine them with Mamma Mia! Pizza Beer? It's brewed with basil, oregano, tomato and garlic flavors...yummy?

Link Via Laughing Squid

RIFT Plans To Break The World Record For Virtual Marriages



Wanna get your MMO romance on and help set a new world record? Well, if you happen to play RIFT, then get married in the game on Valentine's Day and you can help them set a Guinness record for most virtual marriages in a 24 hour period. Personally, the fact that you can incorporate a corgi into your virtual wedding is a huge selling point for me.

Link Via Geekosystem

Settlers of Catan: The Star Trek Version



I haven't yet checked out Settlers of Catan, but it seems like a blast and those that play it certainly enjoy it. That being said, I can't help but feel like maybe I'll continue to wait to play the game until March, when the Star Trek version of the game is going to be released. After all, two great things can only be better when combined right? On the downside, it's only going to be released in Germany.

Catan players, are you interested in trying out the new version?

Link Via Geekosystem

Resident Evil 6 Is Full of "Revelaitons"



If you're releasing advanced copies of your new video game, you probably want to make sure everything is perfect, lest the reviewers critique you for something that won't even be in the final version of the game. Of course, while you're probably focusing most of your energy on the game itself, it's generally a good idea to at least take a good look at the box art and spelling, lest you release "revelaitons" to the world.

Link Via The Consumerist

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