I know we post a lot of weird food products here on Neatorama, but usually they're more "ick" than "yum." Here's a notable exception: Thin Mint Nestle Crunch wafer bars. Of course, if Thin Mints aren't your thing, there are also Samoas and Tagalongs ones as well. Unfortunately, the treats won't be available for a few more months, so don't start salivating on your keyboard just yet.

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If you love classic side scrollers and you love Adventure Time, then you'll certainly appreciate this great intro for an imaginary Adventure Time game. I don't know about you guys, but I desperately wish this was made into a real game  because it would be freaking awesome.

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The first world problems meme might be a bit old right now, but first world dog problems is all new and seriously funny. Personally, I love the "I have to pee, but it's raining outside," as that's what my dog does all the time.

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If you're hesitant to see the new Lorax movie because you worry it will completely compromise the integrity of the book, well, you're probably right. But just in case you thought Dr. Seuss books couldn't get any worse, io9 has a great series of fake titles that show just how bad things could get without too much more effort.

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The decrepit Spreepark PlanterWald amusement park of Germany is located right in the heart of Berlin with practically no security barriers to keep out the public. As a result, many intrepid urban explorers have taken trips to the park, returning with stunning photo souvenirs. Dark Roasted Blend has a great collection of such images, along with a brief history about the park itself. If you like photography of abandoned places, don't miss these images.

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It's just so sad when they get addicted that young. I guess those ad campaigns really are targeted at minors.

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This little guy sure loves the high dive. After all, it's not easy for a pup to climb a ladder like this.

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No, this beverage is not an anti-Semitic hate crime in a can, it's actually a canned mushroom juice made with Black Wood Ear mushroom, which is also called jew's ear. InventorSpot has more wonderfully strange beverage options from China for your weird drinking pleasure.

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Writer Sarah Elmaleh created these great Downton Abbey Magic: The Gathering cards for your viewing pleasure. Unfortunately, she has not yet made enough to play an entire game out of.

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I don't know about you guys, but when I want to play Star Wars video games, I certainly don't want to play Dance Central. I don't know many people who would either, which is why the idea of having a slave Princess Leia dance contest seems so silly. You can check out the action at 4:30.

What do you guys think? Yay or nay?

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There are plenty of people who can't wake up in the morning without a cup of coffee, but for those that want to switch up their caffeine fix for something a little more substantial, Coffee Flakes might not do much to wake you up, but at least they'll offer you that delightful roast flavor you're craving as they're made with real coffee. Personally, I'm not big on coffee, but for those of you who are, would you want to try coffee-flavored cereal?

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"Everybody was bear-fu fighting/ those swings were fast as lightning." I don't know about you guys, but I certainly wouldn't want to take on this master martial artist.

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Benny's Bloody Mary Meat Straws are basically Slim Jims hallowed out into straws. It's a great way to add a little salty, meaty goodness to your bloody Mary and it provides you with a tasty treat afterward, even so, it's hard to deny that they're at least a little disgusting.

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Japanese artist and illustrator ‘BAKU’ Maeda has developed a unique way to fold ribbons into adorable creatures perfect for adorning gifts or as displays used on their own. In a way, it's kind of like he's developed his own version of origami composed of ribbons rather than paper. The results are simply adorable and certainly something anyone would appreciate receiving with a nice gift.

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Google really wants to make sure that Chrome is secure. That's why they're willing to offer prizes totaling $1 million for those hackers who can crack it at the CanSecWest security conference next week. Those who can break the browser open can win prizes of $20,000, $40,000 and $60,000, that is, after they spill the beans on how they exploited the browser. The prizes will be offered up on a first come, first serve basis until all $1 million is gone.

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