The House of Starbucks invites you to enjoy a cool mead because, after all, summer is coming.

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Sometimes it's just easier to be pushed out of the way than to actually move yourself...especially if you're a lazy pooch. I bet he'd jump up in a second for some bacon.

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There are two sides of every story and here's the other side to the Lord of the Rings. Still think your beloved hobbits, wizards and elves are heroes? Think again!

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Who needs food to be cooked by people? With the Let's Pizza vending machine, you can have pizza made from scratch in only 2 and a half minutes. While it might not be that great compared to restaurant pizzas, it would be amazing to run into this thing when you're drunk and all the pizza places are already closed.

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Zoom in on this cardboard artwork by Evol and it will look just like a real apartment building, but it's nothing but paint.

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You've all seen the Disney versions of these classic fairy tales, but the company took a few liberties with the stories so they wouldn't be so gruesome. For example, in Cinderella:

We all know that Cinderella's nasty relations try to hoodwink the prince by cramming their feet into the glass slipper. What you may not remember is that these two hellcats chopped off their toes and heels to win his affections. Also, the prince wouldn't have noticed the blood gushing from the slipper if a duo of chatty pigeons hadn't informed him otherwise.

Nothing says romance like a shoe filled with the blood of your evil step-sisters.

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We've seen plenty of ninja cats before, but this one is seriously amazing in his stealth skills.

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He might be displeased with your work, or he could just need a new scratching post. It's hard to say.

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If you believe that engagement rings are symbols of true love, then the ring box isn't the only think that's bigger on the inside.

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If you're like me, you think that Katamari is pretty crazy, but these 6 games make Katamari look like the suburban housewife of video games. Take, for example, LSD:

Bumping into anything or anyone will cause the screen to fade and teleport you to another random place. After a while, you might start seeing the same places again, so the game keeps it interesting by doing things like replacing doors with women's faces or filling the walls with eyes that slowly follow you as you walk past.

Believe it or not, that's not the craziest one on this list either.

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Yes, we might not yet have the technology to bring people back from the dead, but even if we did, it still is probably something we won't want to do. If you need a few reasons to leave the dead the way they are, then this io9 article should help remind you why it's such a bad idea to mess with the dead.

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Artist Sergey Bobkov might get you to reconsider when you see his amazing artworks that have been created with woodchips:

Sergey Bobkov uses a self-developed technique to keep the chips from crumbling, soaking the woodchips in water for a number of days, which then makes them flexible enough to sculpt. He primarily works with cembra pine, but will use other wood as occasion demands, including Siberian cedar. Each piece takes about six months to complete. The statues themselves are a work of pure passion, and Bobkov has refused to sell any of his pieces, despite any number of generous offers.

Six months of work for something you'll never sell? That's a lot of dedication to your art.

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It might look like these snails are wandering around all willy-nilly, but if you watch all the way to the end of the video you'll realize there's a method to this silly madness.

How would you illustrate the threat of Nazism in the 1940's? No matter how crazy your ideas, they probably wouldn't be as wacky as these Dr. Seuss cartoons as they almost certainly wouldn't be as cool-looking.

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If you like Invader Zim, then you'll immediately recognize the adorable Gir above. Even if you have no idea what that is though, you should still be able appreciate how sweet it was for Dorothy's boyfriend to build a replica of her favorite robot in order to propose in style.

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