I remember reading that the ones in the zoos have high levels of chlamydia, and the ones in the wild are much less likely to carry it, so hopefully he's safe there.
Actually, I was specifically thinking of you when I wrote that and I got exactly the response I was hoping for, so I think it was pretty darn clever. You preachy vegans are just so wonderfully predictable.
Actually, there are plenty of bacon milkshakes -Slaters 50/50 is one of the places who has one. And there are bacon crutons or you can have bacon cheeseburger buns from Slaters. I don't know about the deodorant though, you might be onto something there.
I love me some meat, but this still seems like an awesome side for a turducken.
BTW, where do you find the platypus for your meals? My local supplier only has dried out chewy ones for sale, none of the fresh, juicy ones like you get back home.
Agreed...on the other hand, it has been said that seals are just dog mermaids, so maybe it thought the pooch was close enough to its usual dinner fare.
http://www.neatorama.com/2012/08/22/Angry-Birds-Macarons/
BTW, where do you find the platypus for your meals? My local supplier only has dried out chewy ones for sale, none of the fresh, juicy ones like you get back home.