Who knew there was a stick figure to depict lesbians? I'm guessing that is the middle figure in #4. Also, how is #9 different from #1? I just figured out #9 is grandparents. Short curly hair and glasses must be the universal sign for granny.

From looking at the eggshell chairs, they only welcome thin customers. No Americans allowed!

This is fascinating but so sad. This is what it will be like when civilization ends. Myself, I would rather die than suffer like this for decades.

A lifetime of SciFi fandom is imploding along with the DeathStar. On a happier note, it will have to be better that the last 3 Star Wars.

This is what they use on rich women. It removes your brain but makes you look thinner.

Headline- Japan to Study US Healthcare System

Stop beating this dead horse and maybe we can stop hearing about it everyday!

Don't people realize you are getting the same amount of sandwich whether the bread is short and wide or longer and skinny. Didn't Quiznos have a 12" sub a few years ago [torpedo?] and it was really narrow and small? Damn, we want our inches! The next sandwich place will have an 18" sub that is 1" wide.

Lady Gaga will soon be wearing that apple on her head.

I love his kitty jacket! My cats would be too busy fighting the jacket to even notice it was snowing.

There you are enjoying the amazing view when a small bird bangs into the glass, plink. No worries the bird shakes it off and flies away. The impact, however, causes a small crack [plink]. You stand up [plink]. "What the hell?!" [plink, plink, plink] Can you get to the door before the house breaks up and falls into the water? Great idea for a game!

I would absolutely do this but I can't get in/out of the dumpster.

No walking away from your small child in the store or parking lot while talking on the phone. If you have to talk, at least watch your child while you do it. I have seen this so many times.