From the makers of Pepperonius Flatbreadacus, brand name Pizzaprene!

That can't be comfortable.

I can see the weight of one person sitting down causing the whole thing to flip over. Liability nightmare.

Where do I sign up for the fish/human DNA experiment? I want multiple rows of teeth like that. When you get a cavity of broken tooth a brand new one pops up! No more root canal or crowns.

I can tell you the reason for this. Whole milk tastes good and kids like to drink it. Skim milk tastes like crap and kids don't want it, they want soda and kool-aid instead. So they gain more weight than the kids drinking whole milk. Parents stop being paranoid and give your kids whole milk. It's nutritious, delicious and healthy. And keep them away from soda for as long as possible.

Neat and yet disturbing...All the hallmarks of a ideal Neatorama topic!

Heck yeah, I will take a couple of them.

Chester Drawers! I'm still laughing! Goes along with French Benefits and the Leaning Tower of Pizza! Oooh there is a list of these on Wikipedia? I know where I will be tonight! I'm a nerd, I can't help it.

You feed us dry hard lumps when you own food is so tasty. You try to drown us every week in the bathtub. You throw away the poop we use to mark our territory. And you dress us up in colorful straight jackets. I'm not sure you deserve to be OUR friends!

I grew up watching Bob Ross and this made me smile. Thank you!

I have several of the vintage Jello cookbooks. There are many recipes using mayo dissolved in the jello and chopped veggies and/or luch meats. I think they thought they were being 'futuristic' back then. But it's just gross and nasty.

The store I used to work at had a display like this but the towels were real. The towels at the top never got changed. After a year or 2 the front edges would fade from the florescent lighting. The store was left with many dozens of towels it could not sell. The solution above does not stop the fading problem but it damages a lot fewer towels. It's actually really clever.

This is very cool. Except for the hanging bed frame. I'd be afraid it would fall and decapitate me in my sleep.

How can they possible sell all that in one day?