This would be a great challenge for Project Runway.

In the old days they used to light small fires along the strip.

This is so cool! I want!

My cat does this while I'm sleeping. I'm pretty sure he thinks my hair is some kind of prey.

Just another way to give you less food for more money. It will be gone soon enough.

Is there a copy of the doughnut chart somewhere that is higher quality? The link page chart can't be enlarged enough to read the text.

We need this man on Dancing with the stars! I'm glad that someone else still knows who Balki Bartokomous is.

Running out of food is a surefire weightloss strategy.

We have this amazing stuff that growns in California. It's called cotton. Totally renewable and natural. Imagine that!

But we did get this bitchin black jacket with tails and an all access pass to a never-ending seafood buffet.

I saw this story on CNN. Researchers spent 18 months teaching the sea lion to do this. How much money do you think went into that? Money that could have been spent on medical research.

Speaking of hidden fees. In January DirecTv started charging me $2 extra per month for a "Regional Sports Fee". Even though I don't have any sports channels and don't want any. I was told by CS that everybody has to pay this fee to offset the cost of the sports channels for those who subscribe. What!?! I have to pay so somebody else can get cheap sports channels? CS refused to remove the fee and said I had no choice but to pay for it. The $2 is not incorporated in the cost of the monthly package even though it's mandatory. Definition of a hidden fee.

I love the Internet! Freaky shit everywhere you look.

Here is a longer version of the story. Caution, shows dead lambs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI053DSGTVo