perhaps it was sea mines that killed the dinosaurs

something real phoney about all this

I haven't see artistry this nice since Ed Hardy seat covers

im all ears

the elephant needs to get a lawyer and zoo for damages

well you're definitely not a good boy

the bark side of war

Half the people we interview do not answer questions truthfully or accurately
News at 11

Virgin Mary with Raptor Jesus
but why tho

Just guessing, when they wore down you'd have white marks all over the road. But if you had black tires on black road, you'd see it alot less.

whasup playboy, you got beef?

"But you may be surprised by the fact that virtually the entire South American continent is east of Florida."

That's insane I thought South America was over by Russia or something.

Bloody History? Cut it out.

After all that coding, he must've been tired

I do this all the time. Anytime I see someone running and trying to do another thing at the same time (and they fall and injure themselves) I will say "hey just so you know that's not bright you failed so hard"