slip and slide, and trampolines. Your kids will break all of the bones.

gotta get these damn bees off this damn plane

fabulous

dead ringers eh

that's pretty brutal, tho it'll be hard for me to feel sorry for an animal called jackal

It is interesting tho, how Japan is 97% Japanese but they're not labeled as bigots. Lesson of the day: never let Journalism tell you what you are.

ashes to ashes, dust to dust

royalty? he looks like the senior tech at Geek Squad

Size has to be proportionate to the rest of the body - it has the begin and end at the right places. It can protrude, but not too much or not too little. Guys are very interested in pronounced posteriors but there's a goldilocks zone. If all the metrics are out of the goldilocks zone, we know. And the implant stuff is no good - better to be out of the goldilocks zone than to have anything fake. Then there's the issue of cellulite, but that's a conversation for another time.

and then one day, Skynet

woah

that looks kinda cool and yet wildly dangerous

sounds terrifying for kids

you gotta be kitten me

You never seen a spotted lion? Sheesh, couldn't be me.