I used to be a proponent of going metric, but now am quite happy leaving everything alone. That came with the realization that all systems are equally convenient, just different. e.g. while metric is easy to work with orders of magnitude, imperial is much easier to divide or multiply by 2.

Nicely constructed with "I see dead people." at the end and Scooby Doo throughout.

(Whoops, did I spoil it?)

True Facts about the Sloth

"Here, take the box."

How wonderful! Turning petty theft into assault, battery and robbery.

A friend in college had the same (or similar) condition. He studied criminology and eventually worked undercover.

Johnny Dangerously
Full Monty

This was more true when aged liquor was bottled full strength. These days most is watered down at the bottling plant to a consistent 80 proof (40%).

There is quite a difference between .03% blood alcohol and 0.3%. The former would not impair most humans. The latter would put many in the hospital.

I own one of these had no ide how they were made.

Slingblade was interesting, but not a good movie.

Yeah, that is the type of advice that got John McClane barefoot at the wrong time.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEOXxzW2vU0P-0THehuIIeg

While we are here, let's plug Captain Disillusion's YouTube Channel.