In other news: Ford has driverless cars and is getting into the robot business.
(... and who answers the doorbell anymore?)

Excellent introduction to the mind of that genius.

refrigeration is a technique for preserving food by keeping it above 34F and below 40F. That contraption cannot refrigerate.

What Ladybugs said! I was banned from What Is It? and will voluntarily ban myself if this becomes a regular feature.
Mind if if I beg them to cooperate?

Correlation is not causation.

Nothing better. I cook grieben every chance I get.

If you are using a computer with USB sniffing software installed, you have problems a secret flash drive will not solve.

I remember my first trip to a planetarium. The chairs leaned back and I fell asleep. Great nap, but kind of expensive. The reason for watching in bed is the adjacent bathroom, access to a refrigerator and a remote that pauses the film while either is being accessed.

Making it hack proof is pretty easy: set new passwords right before the battle. I am worried about signal jamming.

We used to see smudge pots every spring. It is not so much the heat generated but the smog (or smudge) that keeps the heat contained.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smudge_pot

I still refer to my version of The Gorbachev Dilemma: "I order you to stop following orders!"

Nice to see another post from McSweeney's. You have been featuring them since 2006!

The Lancet has, perhaps, the most stringent requirements for publication and peer review. This is groundbreaking.