Just do what every other school does. Do not award a diploma until the debts are paid.

CO2 --> CH4 then CH4 + 2 O2 = CO2 + 2 H2O _____Carbon neutral. but increases sea levels. Well, until the carbon dioxide comes out on its own. Oh, and the escaped methane is 30 times worse than carbon dioxide.

Never eat anything bigger than your head.

Urine color depends on quite a few factors other than hydration. On the other hand, changes in an individual's urine color can be an indicator, but one has to know the baseline.

I cannot disagree more. I earn a living answering difficult questions by: A) Being right most of the time. B) Having my clients tell their friends that I am right most of the time. C) Challenging skeptics to challenge me with a project. The rest of his BS correlates to just paying attention to real stuff and not to anything.cultural/political.

Completely changed the testing method without running the old method in parallel. Sheesh!

The skeleton even has its own IMDB reference.

And here I thought opera died in the 1960s.

Boaty McBookface

So, a small town newspaper in Alabama printed a story from Washington, DC about a crime in Orange County, CA about an incident that happened almost a year ago. This is how the Silly Season starts.

Sorry to have to report this, but many US cities do the same thing: combine all trash and pay the poorest of the poor to sort it. Proof upon request.

Do not some theories have half the moon originating from earth?

Just like taking away Smokey's middle name, demoting Pluto was a publicity stunt designed to refocus attention on the organization.

There is cockroach birth control, it works slowly, but used to work well in conjunction with regular pesticides. Or, you can just try using a larger dose of pesticide in the first place.