Looks like the opposite of a mating dance.

"I will sit in a public place and avoid you every time you approach me."

Considering my general dislike of sugary snacks and penchant for ground meats (meatloaf, sausage, etc.), this would be an act of love rather than a prank.

Mayan Apocalypse xl black

Having lived in Texas for half a decade (and dating The Barbecue Heiress (Her father's was voted the best in Texas in one poll.)), I will say that Texans are quite serious about their food and it was more consistently excellent than any other place I have lived.

My favorite musical parody of Stars Wars is the Richard Cheese (not Weird Al Yankovik) "Star Wars Cantina."

I knew a contractor who bought an old Hook and Ladder to use instead of Cherry Picker. Said it added a bit of panache to the jog.

There are stories of fishermen who try to hold Sheepsheads by the gills. With their hands. Crushed fingers are the result.

Ever since Hubble, people have been confusing "The Universe" with "The Observable Universe".

100 mW laser? Miss C, to emphasize your point, something that strong should be locked away with firearms.

I was expecting Throne of Swords pun. So disappointed!

These are not so much fun with the answers available immediately. How about delaying them for a day or so and offering a t-shirt as a prize: one for the most correct and one for the most creative, but still functional.

If needed, I shall disqualify myself as a winner.

This just in: the photo is a rendering. The actual piece is not finished and will be on display no sooner than April.