Having just watched a few slow motion videos of woodpeckers, it can be seen that if the bird was pecking, its body would be moving as well as its head. This might be one looking left and right for where it will peck next.

The questions in the poll imply that the male currently earns more than the female. Where are the options such as "She does and I am spending us into the poor house."?

This is interesting. I wonder if there is enough data to view the same information for metropolitan areas. As well, I am interested in the last location of bills before they disappear.

Someone needs to hire that woman to help with breeding and reintroduction.

The Austin High School prank reminds me of a 4th of July parade I watched with my brother's family in upstate New York. Besides having the reigning Mrs. New York State, the first drum and bugle corps ran back to the starting line and was also the last.

They gave us a serenade because we were the first people to recognize that they did it.

Thank-you.

Looks like the opposite of a mating dance.

"I will sit in a public place and avoid you every time you approach me."

Considering my general dislike of sugary snacks and penchant for ground meats (meatloaf, sausage, etc.), this would be an act of love rather than a prank.

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Having lived in Texas for half a decade (and dating The Barbecue Heiress (Her father's was voted the best in Texas in one poll.)), I will say that Texans are quite serious about their food and it was more consistently excellent than any other place I have lived.

My favorite musical parody of Stars Wars is the Richard Cheese (not Weird Al Yankovik) "Star Wars Cantina."

I knew a contractor who bought an old Hook and Ladder to use instead of Cherry Picker. Said it added a bit of panache to the jog.

There are stories of fishermen who try to hold Sheepsheads by the gills. With their hands. Crushed fingers are the result.

Ever since Hubble, people have been confusing "The Universe" with "The Observable Universe".