Here are his suggestions:
Underwear, including socks - One wearing
Towels - Every three uses
Pajamas - Every week
Jeans - 6 Months or when they get visibly dirty

Even though I have not used a library for research in over two decades, I mourn the passing of the card catalog. I fondly remember using it to find the right shelf of books and spending afternoon lifting quotes from relevant chapters.

The answers are great! Some of the questions come out of pure curiosity and deserve a polite answer.

Especially great that you posted this since a link in Georgia Dunn's e-mail about it did not work.

I attended a talk from a man who, at 67, was an avid high altitude explorer. He had the genetic quirk of not losing mental faculties in low oxygen. Me? I cannot get an O2 sat above 96 at sea level.

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Good story.

This is the equivalent of "That's what she said.", "I'd buy that for a buck.", or even the ancient,"What's your sign."

Well done.

The names in this one are extra precious.

Wow, do these bring back memories!

I stopped answering door knocks a few years ago. Disconnected the doorbell as well. No one I want to see will come to my door without calling first.

Whose with me?

Just to pedantic, natural membrane condoms are not good at protecting against viral infections. Especially if reused.

Of course, you could soak them in mercury between uses (reportedly done by French nobility back when) that would help.

Do I get a week or so to plan ahead? What is the prize?

I am so down with this.