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This reminded me of one of my favorite episodes of The Tick, which featured this in-flight announcement: "May I remind you that, in the likely event of a water landing, the seat cushions beneath you are the property of Pineapple Air, and may not be removed from the cabin."
(It's at around the 7:20 mark)
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"...they have a nasty habit of changing. In Le Grand K’s case, it’s been losing weight. At its most recent weigh-in in 1988, it was found to be 0.05 milligrams—about the weight of a grain of sand—lighter than its underling replicas. Experts aren’t sure where this weight went..."

I love how the first assumption is that the original lost weight, rather than the replicas gaining it.
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This is my favorite Customer Review...

5.0 out of 5 stars I can finally get off this planet!, August 31, 2013
By lightman

The last piece of the jigsaw puzzle (actually, saucer)---so thank you, Almighty. Thank you, Jeff Bezos. Finally! A 944WH-M Magnet is the only friggin' component I haven't been able to recreate using spare parts from the various Sno-Cats, Helicopters, and Lafayette Comsat 25-B CB radios lying around. Finally! Been stuck under your g*ddam water-ice just 40 clicks from your "Amundsen-Scott Station" (what a craphole!) for over a hundred thousand "years." Finally! I can head home and go back to assimilating my own kind, as The Great Amorphous Lord intended! And don't bother to come looking for me--by the time you're reading this, your minor planet (and even your vaunted "Pioneer 10") will be just a speck of dust in my rear-view mirror. GOODBYE, SUCKERS! I never wanted dominion over you flimsy flesh-bags anyway! Good bye MacCready, Blair, Childs, Garry (friggin' Garry), Clark (sorry about your friggin' dogs; Hey--this just in...GET A LIFE! [oops--too late!], Palmer, Norris, Fuchs, Nauls, Copper, Windows, Bennings, as well as all you friggin' Norwegians. It was nice meeting you and being you. (friggin' Norwegians).
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I've never felt the urge to claim Firsties, largely because whenever I arrive at a board that hasn't been posted to yet, by the time I compose and submit my post, there's usually one or more comments already (I'm a very slow typist), so I'd look pretty stupid to have claimed "First!"
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