If I were a robot, I would breed an intelligent wisecracking stegosaurus and then we'd form a detective agency called Annetron and Steggy. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
A lot of those are pretty tame. What's wrong with identifying a guy by his profession? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I believe you can use a can opener to open up those blister packs. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)