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Language is a living, changing thing. "They" has become a preferred gender-neutral singular pronoun because, quite frankly, everyone understands it...and if it is understood, then what's the issue? We write to be understood. If we're going to be sticklers for pronoun use why not complain about "you" as well...after all, the singular second person is "thou" ("you" is plural). Language changes. Change with it.
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One of Lady Gaga's newest line of Kebab headbands. The points go inside the ear canal to stabilize it after it is loaded up. The packaging suggests using melon, chicken breasts, or beanie babies.

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This is one of the secret ritual objects of the Loyal Order of the Satanic Elks. The object is used to...wait...what's that noise? Is there someone...hello? AIIIEEEE! No. I didn't say anything. I just. (clonk).

Clearly amanderpanderer was mistaken. There's nothing to see here. Move along, and let's just forget this ever happened.

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This is the wall-mounted rifle lock for the #1 marksman in the Zombie Brigade Alpha. He's the only one who gets a lock and a key for his rifle, everyone else has to pick up their rifles from a pile of old rusty cast-offs.

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A vintage Edwardian ocular-orb-extractor for use by barbers and physicks for the removal of the eye. This was not done, as one might suppose, for medical necessity, but for aesthetic reasons associated with contemporary fashion trends. The removal of the ocular orb allowed sirs and madams genuine need for a stylish ocular patch. The patches were very in-vogue, but there was disdain for any person donning one for mere stylistic reasons. If one was to sport such eye accessories and be acceptable for refined society, they would necessarily need to extract one, if not both eyes, like a sir.

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I was living in Kzoo and teaching at Western Michigan University when the announcement was made. The whole city was, I kid you not, stunned to the point of tears (the joyful kind).
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