Pffft. This is the old stuff. Nowadays vampire hunters use GPS tracking, garlic and holy water sprays, and learn various deadly martial arts techniques...errr...I mean...what vampires!?
The survivors who were stranded on the deserted island were thrilled when they found the Swiss Army Knife in a suitcase, unfortunately, it had begun to melt.
Me thinks they aren't fans of the new movie.
Booooo!! *throws a beaker full of blue liquid*
Run you fool! O_o
I laughed for about a good minute at that comment! ;)