So true! My sisters cat used to do the same thing. She'd howl, meow, and scratch like crazy at the bedroom door when I'm visiting. Then when I open it she'd sit there and wonder why I opened it! Gah! Silly cats.
Considering the new idea that 2012 will be the end of us all...why not refurbish it and wait for the "coming" Apocalypse! :D Besides, I've always wanted an underground shelter...I'd call it my "Fortress of Solitude". Great place to relax and be by myself with books, music, and some movies.
He DOES look like Red Green! :D