All it needs are four elephants and a Disc, then this turtle's journey through space could begin! Imgurian achujciwcycki spotted this Great A'tuin-like turtle with mossy back swimming calmly through water - brown water to you and me, but probably octarine (you should ask a cat).

Complaint Department: Press Button for Service

Love funny pictures? You're in luck! We've just updated our LOLpic blog NeatoPicto with tons of new funny pics. Take a look:

This Thief Stole The Original Picture That We Have of Him Stealing

Self Help Paradox

Houston, We've Got a Poop Problem

A Long Time Ago in a Pool Far, Far Away

Love funny pics? View tons more at NeatoPicto!

Watch out! We've got some science over here! That's what you get when a badass librarian tries to channel a little bit of Neil deGrasse Tyson. Via Cheezburger

Houston, we have a problem! There's a turd floating in space.

In 1969, during the Apollo 10 moon mission something went awry. In this declassified log of the fourth manned mission to the Moon, astronauts Thomas P. Stafford, John W. Young, and Eugene A. Cernan had to deal with some, um, toilet malfunctions that resulted in UFO (Unidentified Fecal Object) floating in zero G in the spaceship.

It was humanity's first close encounter of the turd kind. (On a side note: we now learn that astronauts curse. A lot.)

Some complaint departments ask you to take a number, but this one at a local sandwich shop asks you to press button for service. If you do so, soon you'll have two complaints to report.

No Free WiFi. Talk to Each Other and Get Drunk.

Restaurants and bars usually advertise free wi-fi to attract patrons, but not the Shim Sham Room in Jacksonville, Florida. They advertise the exact opposite: no free wi-fi, so you have to communicate with other people the old fashioned way. For some, getting drunk helps with that.

Now that's a master thief. Feast your eyes on this poster, which notes that the thief stole the original picture of him stealing, before it gets stolen. Again.

Well, no wonder those onions always make you cry. The accursed onions of doom were spotted by our very own Miss Cellania. Cut them and weep!

Poor Waldo. We always ask where he is, but never how he's doing, as illustrated by this clever 2011 New Yorker cartoon by Paul Noth. The next question we don't ask is what's Waldo drinking, because the answer is just too depressing.

Tired of taking care of your husband? Drop him off at the Pickwick Tavern's Husband Creche (that's British English for daycare). "Leave him here and collect him later! This is a free service, just pay for his drinks! 20 years of care and we've never lost one yet!!" the sign says. Now how can you pass this up?

via I Love Star Wars

A long time ago in a pool far, far away ... it is a period of summer time activities. Rebel spaceships, floating in a backyard pool, have won their first victory against the hot days of summer.

So, which one would you choose?

If you're not allowed to help yourself to the self-help shelf, doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of self-help? Redditor al_ien5000 reports this conflicting message at a local bookstore, where the self-help books are located on a top shelf where bookstore assistance is required.

Now, what kind of self-help do you think Shakespeare can provide?

This restaurant sign, spotted by CryMeARiver_Song, asks "Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? The answer is literally, OMG, like the best thing evar! We just can't even.

Composer and pianist Sonya Belousova and director Tom Grey love to put classical twist on popular theme songs. So, to celebrate the opening of their new YouTube channel Player Piano, the duo brought the theme song of the Japanese anime Akira to life with piano and cello.

Watch the epic rendition of the Akira theme song below (with cellist Eru Matsumoto)

YouTube Link - via The Mary Sue

The only thing that's missing is, y'know, someone yelling TETSUOOOOOO!

via Fail Blog

When you're trying to educate guys about their health, it pays to speak their language. This humorous sign seen at a medical aid station of the Western States 100-Mile Endurance Run (mile 55 at Michigan Bluff) asks runners "what color is your pee" using various beer. If your pee looks like a pint of Guinness, you better see a doctor. Stat!