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KimJongIller and Other Photoshoppery

Alex

Remember the post about the (purportedly) photoshopped Kim Jong Il on Neatorama a couple of days ago?

Well, the InterWeb saw that and said "heck, we can do better!" So, without further ado, here are a few more photoshoppery of the elusive North Korean leader at BuzzFeed: Link

(This one to the left, KimJongIller, is by BuzzFeed user billyd)

Update 11/9/08 - Something Awful and Worth1000 have more - Thanks flatluigi and ElliotF!

VideoSift Clips of the Week

Alex

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Top 10 Stupid Things Americans Ask Brits
British comedian Ricky Gervais wrote a Top 10 list of the stupidest things American asks our cousins across the pond.

Here he is on David Letterman: Link

Ladybug in Ultra Slo-Mo
This one is definitely nifty: here's a ladybug captured taking flight on ultra slo-mo.

The good stuff starts at about 1:07 (I can't help but think it's mooning us for a while there ...) Link

Yao Ming's Incredible Shot
How cool is the Houston Rockets' center Yao Ming? Here's his behind-the-back (okay, overhead), no-look lucky shot:

Link

When News Reporters Lose It
Everyone loses it once in a while, but these reporters got their meltdown moments immortalized on tape! There's even one of Bill O'Reilly losing it!

Link (yes, contains bad language)

If you like the Bill O'Reilly one, here's the dance remix version (even more bad language!)

Geared Heart
This one is for all you papercraft lovers out there ... Here's the super-duper-most-awesomest papercraft EVAR! It's by Haruki Nakamura of Paper Engineering Kamikara.

Link

If you like that one, check out the gears cube

For more the web's most interesting videos, check out: VideoSift.


What is it? Game 80

Alex

Today's collaboration with the What is it? blog brings us this strange object (no, it's not a gun). Can you guess what it is?

Place your guess in the comment section. One guess per comment, please. You can enter as many guesses as you'd like. PLEASE POST NO LINKS/URLs. First one to guess correctly will win a Free Neatorama T-Shirt. If no one guessed right, then the funniest guess will win.

For a larger pic, check out the What is it? Blog. Good luck!

Update 11/7/08 - the answer is:
A chicken dispatching device, there is a sharp blade concealed by the large part at the top right, a plunger is inserted into the small hole at the end of the barrel to set the spring which is attached to the blade.

To read more details about how it works, see patent number 507,792.


Congratulations to Scotty D. Fulton who got it right!

Neatorama and ViewBug Challenge: Neatest / Weirdest Thing About Your Hometown (Win $300!)

Alex

Woohoo! I'm excited to announce that we have a new collaboration with ViewBug, one of the neatest photo, video, and art sharing websites on the Web today.

Not only does ViewBug lets you upload your media to share with other people, it also rewards you for it! So far, ViewBug has given away more than $20,000 in cash rewards for winners of its creatives Challenges (for instance, there's the Halloween Challenge 2008 where you can win money for sharing your Halloween photos!)

Now, on to our collab: Got a weird building, event, street art in your hometown? Take a photo or shoot a video of it and upload it to ViewBug - you may just win $300 in the Neatorama/ViewBug Neatest and Weirdest Thing About My Hometown Challenge. It's probably the easiest $300 you'll ever win! Good luck!

Check it out here on ViewBug: http://www.viewbug.com/neatorama_challenge.php

Update 11/5/08 - Hurry! The challenge ends December 5th, 2008.

Caption Monkey 50: Overcrowded Train

Alex

W00t! It's time for this week's Neatorama and Hobotopia's Caption Monkey game! But first, the story: believe it or not that's a train covered with people (all men, it looks like) returning from a three-day Sunni Muslim festival in the ancient city of Multan, or the City of Saints in Pakistan. Organizers of the event claim that it's the second largest gathering of Muslims after the Hajj in Mecca, Saudi Arabia (Source)

Now, on to the game: the funniest caption will win a free original Laugh-Out-Loud Cat cartoon by Adam Koford. To win, simply place your caption in the comment section below. One caption per comment please - you can enter as many times as you'd like.

For inspiration, check out Adam's blog (don't forget to pre-order the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats Sell Out book). Good luck!

Update 11/5/08 - Adam Koford has picked the winner! Congratulations to Patrick Scott who won with this caption: "Pakistan's last surviving hobo finding it difficult to adapt."

Shopping Channel Mishap

Alex

In Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe show, here's a poor shopping channel host who Poor Charlie Brooker. The BBC's Screenwipe show host was only trying to sell a television on QVC UK when a silly show came on! Hit play or go to Link [YouTube] - via Arbroath


Origins of 5 Iconic Buildings

Alex

Did you know that the Empire State Building was a built in a race between Chrysler and General Motors on who could build the taller building? Or that when the Sydney Opera House design was selected, the technology to build it hadn't existed yet? Here are the origins of 5 of the world's most iconic buildings:

Empire State Building


Building the Empire State Building, by Lewis Hine (1930): "Old-timer, -- keeping up with the boys. Many structural workers are above middle-age."
The Chrysler building can be seen in the background.

As it turns out, New York City's most recognizable landmark was born out of a rivalry between two American car companies. At the height of the Great Depression, nobody dealing in large, expensive, luxury objects was doing very good business. So, rather than settle their differences in the marketplace, the CEOs of General Motors and Chrysler opted to see who could build a taller building in downtown Manhattan. (We're sure this made perfect sense at the time.)

Walter Chrysler, as you've probably guessed, had the Chrysler Building built as his avatar. John Jakob Raskob, the founder of General Motors, opted to join forces with the owners of DuPont Chemicals not just to build the world's tallest building, but also to build it as fast as humanly possible. They broke ground in March of 1930 and, using a force of 3,000 workers, were able to have the entire 102-story buildings finished and opened to the public just a year and two months later. Arguably, you could say that General Motors won that round.

The White House


Earliest known daguerrotype of the White House, taken by John Plumbe (1846)

George Washington got the shaft. Sure, he got to be our nation's first president, got to work with urban planner Pierre L'Enfant on the design for Washington, D.C., and got to be part of the committee that chose the winner of the 1792 "Design Your New Leader's House" contest (architect James Hoban, who won $500 for his troubles) - but, despite all that, the man never got to enjoy the fruits of his labor. The White House wasn't completed until 1800, just in time for Washington to step down and the newly elected President John Adams to move in. Unfair.

In all honesty, however, living in the White House hasn't always been an exercise in luxury. When the Adamses moved in there weren't any amenities like the swimming pool, bowling alley, and movie theater that grace the current mansion. In fact, there wasn't even running water. Servants had to carry the president's H2O in buckets from a spring five blocks away.

Worse, the building was still somewhat under construction, so the "yard" was essentially a pile of dirt and mud; the lamps hadn't been hung yet, forcing the Adamses to get by with randomly placed candles; and much of the interior finishings had yet to be installed - including the main staircases! For a while, the Adamses and their guests had to climb upstairs via temporary wooden steps and platforms.

Things got a little better over the years, but when your home repair and improvement budget has to be allocated by Congress, it's hardly a surprise that your house is bound to end up falling apart. By the time the Trumans had settled in, in the late 1940s, things had gotten so bad that some politicians had suggested tearing the building down and starting from scratch. In fact, according to legend, the president decided that the White House officially needed a major renovation when he found his bathtub was sinking into the floor. Between 1948 and 1952, the White House went through a major, "This Old House" style overhaul. As a result, President Truman and his family spent most of their term living across the street.

Sydney Opera House


Sydney Opera House at night. Photo: Adam J.W.C.

How's this for an audacious construction plan: when architect Jorn Utzon's won a contest to design a new opera house in Sydney, Australia, in 1957, there was no existing building technology capable of bringing his plan to life. Seriously. Out of the 300+ designs the government of New South Wales had to choose from, they picked the one that literally couldn't be built. Now, this might seem like a good reason to scrap the idea, but the plucky Australian government opted to move forward, charging Utzon with finding a way to get his series of soaring roofs off the drawing board and into Sydney.

That part alone took Utzon and a team of engineers more than four years to solve. But the building's troubles weren't over. Given that builders were performing what amounted to an engineering miracle, the costs associated with the construction quickly skyrocketed. After Utzon figured out how to make his sail roof work, a large portion of the building - already completed - had to be rebuilt to support the ceiling. In 1966, the government of New South Wales briefly discussed pulling the plug on the project altogether, rather than deal with a bill that was spiraling out of control. Luckily, someone came up with the bright idea of letting the People fund the construction. Not through a tax, mind you, but by lottery. The Opera House Lottery eventually collected the equivalent of more than $101 million U.S. dollars from a series of 496 individual lottery contests - coming extremely close to recouping the building's entire cost.

Unfortunately, relationships proved more difficult to repair than pocket books. The working partnership between Jorn Utzon and the New South Wales government became increasingly strained over the years. In 1966, when the politicians threatened to bail, Utzon called their bluff - quitting on his own building. The task of completing the job - which took another seven years - fell on the shoulder of different architects.

Eiffel Tower


Photos of Eiffel Tower Construction (Image: L’histoire de la tour Eiffel et sa construction, vues par son architecte, un album publié en 1900)

Believe it or not, the Eiffel Tower was originally supposed to be in Barcelona. But thinking the thing would end up looking like an eyesore, the city rejected Gustave Eiffel's plans, and he was forced to repitch the project elsewhere.

Luckily, Eiffel found a home for his idea in Paris, where the Tower could serve as the main archway for the 1889 International Exposition. Amazingly, the Tower didn't exactly go over well with the Parisians, either. The enormous iron structure was immediately belittled by critics, and one especially harsh reviewer referred to the thing as a "metal asparagus."

Truth be told, the Eiffel Tower wasn't supposed to stay up for very long. In fact, it was offered for sale as scrap and was spared only because it proved useful to the French army. (they found that its 984-foot height worked nicely as a communications tower.)

Thankfully, however, Gustave Eiffel's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad structure has managed to endure; the structure received its 200 millionth visitor in 2002, and has become one of the world's most recognizable man-made landmarks the world over.

More: The Eiffel Tower Story

Taj Mahal


Photo: amla [Flickr]

Legend has it that once the construction of the Taj Mahal was complete (c. 1648), the Mughal emperor Shah Jahan had his architect blinded. Apparently, the Shah wanted to ensure that the designer could never again create a structure was beautiful as the tomb he'd built for his wife Mumtaz. Just to be on the safe side, though, Shah Jahan also cut off the architect's hands.

The article above was reprinted with permission from mental_floss' book In the Beginning.

From Big Hair to the Big Bang, here's a Mouthwatering Guide to the Origins of Everything by our friends at mental_floss.

Did you know that paper clips started out as Nazi-fighting warriors? Or that cruise control was invented by a blind genius? Read it all in the book!


Bizarro: The Fed's Ark

Alex

Dan Piraro's take on the Wall Street Bailout made me chuckle! If you like more Bizarro, make sure to visit Dan's website and blog.

Previously on Neatorama:

- 10 American Financial Meltdowns in the Past Century
- T-shirts About the Economy
- The Upcoming Mother of All Economic Meltdown (yes, as predicted back in February by Nourial Roubini)


VideoSift Halloween Clips of the Week

Alex

Halloween is here and so is our collaboration with the bestest video aggregation website there is, VideoSift. Here are five Halloween video clips you gotta see! (Links open in a new browser window/tab)

Stone Golem Costume
The coolness factor is off the chart with this one! Check out the Stone Golem full suit costume, constructed with about 5 foam mattresses, over 50 sticks of hot melt glue and 8 cans of grey and black spray paint.

Link

Trick-or-Treater Pwns Scarecrow
Here's a good idea turned supremely bad: dress up as a scarecrow doll that comes alive when trick-or-treater approach the door.

What could go wrong? Watch (Pow!): Link

Over-the-Top Scary Halloween
First the light goes off, then the scary stuff happens. It's not Halloween until somebody cries and trick-or-treaters got to suffer for their candies in this house!

Link

The Self-Carving Pumpkin
Can't have a Halloween feature without pumpkins. Here's a truly marvelous (and a little bit sick if you think about it) stop-motion video clip of a pumpkin carving itself!

Link

Seinfeld on Halloween
All right, enough with costumes and pumpkins. Here's Jerry Seinfeld's take on Halloween, from his "I'm Telling You for the Last Time" show on Broadway.

Link

For more the web's most interesting videos, check out: VideoSift.


Neatorama Store: Oldie But Goodie T-Shirt Designs

Alex



Beer Will Change the World $9.95







Something, Somewhere
Went Terribly Wrong $9.95
Warning: Retiree, Knows Everything and Has Plenty of Time to Tell You About It $9.95
Warning: High Maintenance $9.95

We've added a few oldie but goodies designs to Neatorama's Online Store. Stock up before Christmas (at $9.95, they make excellent gifts!): http://shop.neatorama.com/store.php?pg1-cid54.html


Crocheted Knitted Sandwich

Alex


Photo: Candypop Creations [Flickr]

From Etsy seller Candypop Creations, here is the yummiest knitted crocheted footlong sandwich you'll ever see! Why it even comes complete with a slice of picke!


Purr-Muda: The Bermuda Triangle for Cats

Alex

In the sleepy suburb of Stourbridge, Worcestershire, England, there is a mystery brewing: 50 cats have been missing from the area dubbed "Purr-Muda," the Bermuda Triangle for cats!

First to go was Tabatha, then Blackie, Lucky and Norman. Felix vanished, Star never came home and YumYum was never seen again.

In all, at least 45 cats have gone missing in eight years from the quiet, tree-lined Meriden Avenue and its surrounding streets.

Nobody knows what is behind the disappearances, and the only clues have been a few discarded collars - no bodies have ever been found.

Link

Photo: CATERS


Caption Monkey 49: Elephant Seal and Penguin

Alex


Photo: Yva Momatiuk and John Eascott / National Geographic Magazine

Today's Neatorama and Hobotopia's Caption Monkey game features this fantastic photo of a bull elephant seal and a king penguin in the South Georgia Island, a rugged wildlife sanctuary near Antarctica (National Geographic Magazine has a neat article about the elephant seals by Susan Casey | Gallery by Yva Momatiuk and John Eascott - Thanks Marilyn!)

Funniest caption wins an original Laugh-Out-Loud Cat comic by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford - all you have to do is provide a caption for this photo in the comment section. One caption per comment, please. You can enter as many funny ones as you can think of.

For inspiration, check out Adam's blog. Good luck!

Update 10/30/08 - Adam has picked the winner! Congratulations to nate who won with this gem: "Santa ain't coming Frank. Not this year, not ever."

DIY Lamborghini Countach

Alex

Ken Imhoff must have really, really, really wanted a Lamborghini Countach. But at about $100K used, he decided that he'd make one himself!

Here's Ken's Countach, which took him over 10 years to make (he had to dig it out of his basement to get it out!) at Jalopnik: Link | More pic at Lamborghini Replica (surprisingly, a lot of people are making their own Lambos!)

Update 10/29/08 - Ben Wojdyla, who wrote the article linked to above wrote to us that Jalopnik has an in depth interview with Ken: Link

What is It? Game 79

Alex

Today's collaboration with What is it? blog brings us this object. Can you guess what it is? (No, it's not an axe!)

Place your guess in the comment section. No prize this week, so you're playing for bragging rights only.

For more clues, including larger pics, check out the What is it? blog. Good luck!

Update 10/31/08 - the answer is:
A George Washington Door Stop, by Newton Mfg Co., Newton, Iowa, in use it was stood on its head with the wedge going under the door.


Congratulations to ALC who go it right!

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