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Pasta Mondrian

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Pasta Mondrian by Chay Hawes

Who says that pasta can't be art? Chay Hawes sure proves naysayers wrong with this clever Pasta Mondrian design! Please let us welcome Chay Hawes (AKA Chayground) to the NeatoShop.

Check out Chay's official website, Facebook, and Twitter then visit his NeatoShop page for more neat tees!

Through the Microscope (Blue) Hair Mail Curie-osity Mr. Meds - Reservoir Drugs

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10 Fascinating Facts About Costco

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Photo: Rosa Say/Flickr

"I really wish I had worn a condom."
- Sol Price, the founder of Price Club (and later Costco),
when some discount retail executive told him that he's
the father of the warehouse discount retail concept.

Do you love Costco? I love Costco ... maybe a little too much. I've been a member of Costco since the Price Club days (Costco merged with Price Club in 1993 and became PriceCostco. In 1997, the company changed its name to the Costco Wholesale you know and love - more on that below).

Back in those days, Price Club didn't use barcodes - instead, the checkout process consisted of an unloader and a cashier. The unloader took your items out of your shopping cart and yelled out the item numbers to the cashier. The cashier typed in the item numbers one by one into the cash register. Oh, and back then, it was still possible to get parking on a Saturday morning.

If there's one thing I know about Costco today is that it's impossible to leave the store without spending at least $100. Once, I was on a mission: to get that one thing I need at $50. I went straight to the item, grabbed one, and went to the checkout line without looking at anything else or (gasp) even sampling their food. I thought I had outsmarted them. When I got to the cashier, she informed me that I had to renew my membership at $55. Total spent (before taxes): $105! Hah!

Anyways, here are 10 most fascinating facts about Costco:

1. The concept for Costco was drawn up on a napkin

Like I mentioned above, the Costco we knew and love today started out as Price Club, which was founded by legendary businessman Sol Price*. In 1975, Price was forced out of a chain of discount department store company he founded called FedMart**. Shortly after, he drew up the concept of a "warehouse store" retail model on a napkin.

A few of Price's friends and associates put together $2.5 million seed money for the first Price Club, which opened in 1976 (more below). Their first week's sale was downright disappointing. Price said, "It was terribly slow. Our sales were only about $32,000 in our first week, and it got worse from there."

To make it seemed that the store was busy with customers inside, Price made his employees park their cars near the warehouse entrance. Luckily, sales improved and Price Club was off and running.

*What a perfect name for retail, huh? Legend has it that when his parents Samuel and Bella, immigrated from Minsk, Russia, the clerk at Ellis Island misheard "Press" or "Preuss" and wrote down "Price."

**Another neat trivia: In the 1960s American businessman Samuel Moore "Sam" Walton opened his own retail store and decided that he liked the "Mart" in Price's "FedMart" name so much that he decided to name his store after it. That store? Wal-Mart.

2. Costco's first store: A converted airplane hangar

The first Price Club store we mentioned above was located in a converted airplane hangar once owned by Howard Hughes on Morena Boulevard in San Diego. The store only sold to small businesses, who could "invite" non-business members. That created a "secret club" mentality that appealed to many people.

This store is still in operation today.

3. Costco's main layout is called "The Race Track"

Costco purposely put fresh food at the back in the store, to make sure that their customers pass by every category of items - electronics, clothing, jewelry, amongst others - as they wind their way down "The Race Track" to the food section.

This strategy obviously works because, as I mentioned above, it's impossible to get out of Costco for less than $100.

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Simply Cute Children Meals by Little Nummies

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Sea Turtle Waffle

Don't let my kids see this, or they won't stop bugging their mother to make their food this way. Actually, on second thought, let me call over my kids ... Kidding, wifey! Kidding!

Kellie Strickland of Little Nummies got the idea of making simple yet fun food while making meals for her three girls. Now, we've all seen fantastically creative bento boxes - but those are often pretty intricate. Instead, Strickland decided to "inspire everyone, with simplicity, to play with their food."


Lighthouse Sandwich


Sunshine Quesadilla


Boo the Trick-or-Treating Ghost

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What Happened to Street Fighter Characters?

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All that street fightin' sure takes a toll. deviantARTist Arman Akopian (I-GUYJIN-I) explored what happened to main Street Fighter characters after the fight is over in his fan-art series, Street Fighter Chronicles:

"Fate, it would seem, has played a cruel joke with Col. Guile. One of his signature and most fearsome attack moves, the 'Sonic Boom' became the reason for his complete loss of hearing. As a result of that Guile got discharged from the Air Force. And to make matters worse, during the process of the medical exam, overblown with emotions, he lost control over his temper and knocked a military official into a permanent coma. For that reason he got discharged with dishonor and lost all his privileges as a veteran officer. After doing 2 years in prison, his life went downhill. At this point all we know about him is that he is smuggling illegal immigrants over the border somewhere between Mexico and the state of Texas."

"The man known as Ryu no longer exists. The power of the Dark Hadou has destroyed the soul of the ultimate street fighter leaving behind a demented empty shell that rages with uncontrolled ferocity, making it the perfect vessel for Akuma's evil spirit. Knowing that, Ken Masters has hidden what was left of Ryu in one of the mental institutions that belong to his company. With the help of Dhalsim he has created spiritual barriers that prevent Akuma from possessing Ryu's body in the hopes to somehow find a way to bring the consciousness of his best friend back into this world."

"Blanka was overblown with joy after reuniting with his long lost mother. Seeing that she was always anxious and concerned for his well being, due to his street fighting life style, he decided to make a few changes. With the help of his mother's boyfriend, who was a manager at the Brazilian division of Hydro Quebec, Blanka got himself a job as an emergency power generator for some of the hard to reach areas of the Amazon River. It was work perfectly suited to his profile. While buzzing out voltage he casually sips on margaritas and has been known to indulge on the occasional joint or two. Watching the local soccer team play as he powers up the beam lights of the field late in the evening he feels happy and at peace."

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Teen Came Out, Mom Asked Him to Clean His Room

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Teenager Zach Gibson came out as gay last week on his Facebook page, and got this surprise letter from his mom Michelle Conway McClain. She said, "I love you unconditionally. ... Your sexual orientation does not define you. You are still the boy who forever won my heart."

But, like a true mom, she ended the letter with "The only thing that concerns me is the number of empty soda cups and tea bottles in your room. Throw them away before ants come inside."

The letter has gone viral since it was posted on the NO H8 Campaign's Facebook page two days ago. Zach wrote "I never expected this much support. I knew my mom would be fine with it, but I never expected this letter and I never expected this many people to spread it around. This means so much."

Zach's mom Michelle emailed Upworthy the reason why she left the note: "I knew I wouldn't see Zach before I left work that morning, so I didn't want him to start his day without knowing I support him 100%, even though I was sure he already knew. I posted the note on my Facebook page knowing my friends and family would think it was typical of me to end with a joke since Zach and I share the same sarcastic wit. I had no idea it would become such a huge sensation on the internet."


Victory or Death

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Victory or Death by Samiel

It's not wise to upset a wookiee, so be sure to get this neat T-shirt from Samiel before it runs out!

Let us welcome Madrid-based graphic designer Samiel to the NeatoShop. Visit his Facebook page and then check out his NeatoShop page for more neat-O shirts.

Vitruvian Hunters One Throne Original Team 1963 Kill or Die

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"Assteroid: Countdown to Disasster" (Heh) Poster by Jeff Victor

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Oh, where would this blog be without our beloved bathroom humor?

Jeff Victor of Wicked Crispy (previously on Neatorama) challenged himself to create movie-related artwork every day for 30 days. For day number 2 ... 2 (ahem, twenty two), he created this gem: a parody poster of an apocalyptic B-movie, Assteroid.

Jeff wrote:

For today's challenge, the idea was to make your own B-Movie poster. I chose to imitate the classic Irwin Allen style disaster pic that was really popular in the 70's, and load it with as many terrible butt jokes as possible. Gotta keep it classy. (Or is that gassy?)

Ba dum ... BUM chssh!


The Curious Origin of Sarin Nerve Gas

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Rabbit used to check for leaks at Rocky Mountain Arsenal, Colorado,
manufacturing plant that produces sarin gas. Source: Library of Congress/Wikipedia

As you know, President Obama is urging Congress to approve a strike against Syria for using chemical weapon. Earlier this week, Secretary of State John Kerry asserted forensic evidence pointed out that the Syrian government used the nerve gas sarin to kill more than 1,400 people (including more than 400 children).

But have you ever wondered how sarin came to be? Or even how it got its name?

Birth of a Nerve Gas

Here's the story: In 1936, a German scientist named Gerhard Schrader at Bayer (yes, that Bayer which made aspirin) and later the IG Farben factory (which also produced Zyklon B, the chemical agent used to gas millions of Jews and other "undesirables" to death during the Holocaust), was working on an insecticide designed to disrupt the insect's nervous system.

Schrader experimented with a class of chemical compounds called organophosphates to kill leaf lice or wooly aphids. He and his assistant had synthesized a compound called tabun when, accidentally, they were exposed to a drop of the colorless liquid which fell onto the lab bench. They became very dizzy and had severe difficulty seeing and breathing. It took them three weeks to recover fully.

Schrader has just discovered the first class of nerve agent known to man. Tabun or GA is the first in the G-series of nerve agents discovered by the "father of nerve gas."

Immediately, the Nazi government instructed Schrader to change the focus of his research from killing insects to humans. New factories dedicated to the production of tabun were built, and the Nazi stockpiled over 12,000 tons of tabun. In the following years, Schrader refined two more compounds in the G-series, sarin (or GB), soman (GD) and cyclosarin (GF), but the Germans stuck to tabun as their main chemical weapon.

How Sarin Got Its Name

Sarin, which was 500 times more toxic than cyanide, was named in honors of the people who first discovered it: Schrader, Otto Ambros, Rüdiger and Hermann Van der Linde.

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Geeky T-shirts from The Hookshot

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iGeek by The Hookshot

The "i" in iGeek really makes it doubly geeky! See how many geeky references you can identify in this neat-O shirt.

I'd like to welcome The Hookshot to the NeatoShop! Please check out his Tumblr and Facebook page, then visit his NeatoShop page for the latest designs.

Deep Thought Everyday I'm Shoveling Select Your Time Machine Forest Hitchhikers

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Ripped Shirts by Fuacka

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(L) Co-Pilot Uniform (M) Hunting Costume (R) Green Giant - by Fuacka

Got an alter ego trying to burst out? Spanish T-shirt designer Fuacka illustrates what's rippling underneath your shirts with these cool ripped shirt design. Let us welcome Fuacka to the NeatoShop - visit his Facebook page then check out his NeatoShop page for more neat shirts.

Time Wars The Incredible Pug Archeology Time Mushroom League

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The Ultimate Job Interview Prank: Meteor Apocalypse!

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The set up: An office interview with LG Electronics in Chile
The goal: To promote how life-like images are on LG's new 82-inch "Ultra HD" TV (which is four times as sharp as conventional LCD standards, according to web reviews)
The participants: Unwitting job applicants ... and a meteor

LG Electronics in Chile had a bit of fun (and viral advertising) by pranking prospective job applicants into believing that the apocalypse had arrived. The company set up its massive 82-inch television on the office back wall and fashioned it into a fake window, complete with the appropriate view of the downtown skyline.

The crew also installed hidden cameras from multiple angles in the room.

Minutes into the interview, a "meteor" was shown crashing into the city. The combination of the high definition image and sound effects captured the interviewees' panicked reactions as they thought that the apocalypse had arrived.

The YouTube clip had gone viral - it racked over 2 million hits in just a few days - though some people thought that the whole thing was staged.

LG asked "what would you do in this situation?" and I could honestly say that I'd probably pooped my pants.

See also: Meteor T-shirts and items from the NeatoShop

Previously on Neatorama:

Read about the evolution of LG from "Lucky" cosmetics maker and "Goldstar" radio manufacturing plant into one of the world's largest electronics company in Neatorama's classic post Evolution of Tech Logos


Dangerous Alone Tattoo T-Shirt by Atomic Rocket

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Dangerous Alone Tattoo by Atomic Rocket

It's dangerous to go alone, so take this shirt by Atomic Rocket to accompany you in your daily adventure. Let me welcome T-shirt artist extraordinaire Atomic Rocket to the NeatoShop!

Check out Atomic Rocket on Facebook and Tumblr then visit his NeatoShop page for more geeky awesome designs! Your purchase helps support indie artists as well as this blog.

8-Bit Bad Pulp Dixon Cooking Disinfectant It's Adventur-Ama Time!

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NeatoShop New T-Shirts Giveaway

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Tale From Beyond The Wall - by Atomic Rocket

Woohoo! We've got tons of new and notable artists who have just joined the NeatoShop this past week - so let's celebrate with a T-shirt giveaway (see below for details). Here are some of the newly listed tees by Chema Bola8, Tom Trager, Chay Hawes, The Hookshot, Atomic Rocket, Samiel and Fuacka.

Bamfperture Bullit Fett Sherlock Quotes Slayer of Vampyres
       
You're Growing on Me Pasta Mondrian N is for Nerd Deep Thought
       
Live Long Forcefully Bite My Shiny Stretchy Buns Victory or Death LoveCraftian Darwinism
       
Co-Pilot Uniform Archaeology Time Bartman Ermahgerd of Thernder

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Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop, earn generous royalties, and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!

Now, the T-shirt giveaway contest rules:

1. Visit the NeatoShop's New T-Shirts listing
2. Let us know your favorite T-Shirt and the artist who designed it in the comments
3. ONE shirt and artist per comment
4. You can enter up to 3 comments

We'll pick 4 winners at random soon, so hurry!


The Bizarre Art of Maurizio Cattelan

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"Betsy" 1999

Who put grandma in the fridge? Relax, it's only artwork by Italian mixed media artist Maurizio Cattelan, who's known for his life-size effigies and taxidermy work, as well as his absurdist "art scene jokes."

One of his most famous work, "La Nona Ora" or (The Ninth Hour") depicts Pope John Paul II lying on the ground after being struck by a meteorite:


"La Nona Ora" 1999


"Untitled (Stephanie)" 2003. Photo: André Morin/Galerie Perrotin


"Not afraid of love" 2000

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Newmoticons

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Tired of good ol :-) emoticon? Ryder Ripps, Jules LaPlace and Jonathan Vingiano of OKFocus design agency have created a new emoticon generator that can create over 500,000 possible combinations of "newmoticons."

Best of all, you can name these new combinations yourself! Check it out: Link


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