Fart, as you know, is a terribly effective weapon. It's only problem is aim and distance. You can't aim the bad smell and it's only effective in small areas. Until now.

Japanese prankster FARu ARuFa has created the Fart Cannon that lets you rip one towards an unsuspecting opponent far away.

First, you need a cardboard box and some tape:

Cut a round hole in the box to complete the air cannon, then test it out:

Success! Then, you need a hole in your pants ...

Sometimes, even superheroes need a break from their superpowers. Now they can (no Hope Serum required!), thanks to a little help from illustrator Ryan Quickfall and Shutterstock.

Armorol: Effective treatment of heartburn & chestpain - perfect for Tony Stark!

Q-Tips? These are Bro-Tips, my friends. Men's ultimate multi-tool, perfect for detailing, cleaning, and building. All 625 of them. It says so on the packaging. Plus, if you didn't catch the hint at first glance, there's the diamond plate.

Now that is a Game of Phones.

Imgurian tumb1r has decided to create a mini iron throne for his mobile phone with styrofoam, weatherproofing foam tape, mini cocktail swords, and hot glue. It looks awesome, but one thing's for sure: we won't be surprised if the phone dies soon.

Here's the making of:

via Will It Beard

Macho yet sensitive, and if flower beard isn't a girl magnet, we don't know what is.

When beard artist (beardist, as we've called him previously on Neatorama) Pierce Thiot of Will It Beard? artfully arranged flowers on his beard, a new summer hipster trend was born. Just think of it as a manly equivalent of a flower crown. That or buffoonery, depending if you like beards or hipsters.

Feast your eyes on these wonderful flower beards:

Kirk and Spock Travel Back in Time to 2014

If you love funny pictures, you don't want to miss these! We've just updated our LOLpic blog NeatoPicto with some of the neatest and funniest pictures you'll see today:

Zoo Jeans: Stylishly Ripped by Dangerous Animals

Buy One Divorce Get The Next One Half Off

Love funny pics? View tons more at NeatoPicto!

via Cheezburger

Yup. This basically summarizes my kids reaction to PDA. Ilikepiforbreakfast shares this cute family photo showing two young children horrified by their parents kissing in public.

Photo: Betty Chu

Somewhere underneath this giant fluff of cuteness is a rabbit. Somewhere.

Pictured above is Lilianna, an English Angora rabbit that belonged to Betty Chu of San Jose, California (previously on Neatorama). Chu, a retired Economics Professor, has a passion of raising and showing her prize animals in shows across the country as part of the Northern California Angora Guild.

There's no money in raising and breeding these rabbits, Chu said to Huffington Post, but they are "very lovable [and] can be litterbox trained like cats and would follow their owners like dogs."

If cute photos of these rabbits have got you hoppin' with excitement, you're in luck. The Northern California Angora Guild has many more photos of those amazingly fluffy English Angora rabbits:

13-month-old English Angora rabbit named Ida

A junior tort English Angora rabbit

An agouti English Angora rabbit named Chestnut

Forget acid washed jeans! Those are so passé. The new "in" look is animal-shredded jeans.

In order to raise funds for the Kamine Zoo in Hitachi City, Japan, volunteers and zoo supporters of the Mineko Club wrap old tires and giant rubber balls with sheets of denim, and let lions, tigers, and bears "play" with them. They then recover the ripped denim and sew them into Zoo Jeans.

The first batches are up for auction, and one series - the Zoo Jeans Model T1, which have been expertly ripped by tigers - have fetched upwards of a thousand dollars.

In Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Captain Kirk, Spock, and the rest of the Star Trek crew traveled back in time to 1986. Well, it's a good thing that they didn't travel back in time to 2014, because they'd be laughed out of San Francisco for those "antique" communicators, as this Bizarro comic panel shows.

After all, this is an extremely primitive and paranoid culture we've got in 21st century America.

Hooray for imaginary people who study calculus! They're an integral part of the MIT community, where this sign was spotted. "Real People" points to the MIT Sloan School of Management, whereas the "Calculus" is pointing to the rest of the campus.

"I" would like to point out this guy spotted at Ithaca, New York, who actually doesn't need anything at all. He just like to hold signs ... and, apparently, use unnecessary quotation marks!

Well, isn't a divorce basically half-off already? We spotted this humorous "Buy One Divorce Get The Next One 1/2 Off" coupon for divorce attorney Sean Simmons over at Bad Newspaper.

Aw, Batman could've cut loose a little bit. But at least he showed up! This fantastic poster by Julian Totino Tedesco shows superheroes in a beach party for the upcoming 2014 Tampa Bay Comic Con.

See how many characters you recognize.

Deep inside the Strategic Homecooking Is Entertaining Logistics Division (S.H.I.E.L.D.) is a sleeper Hydra agent who goes by the Instagram nickname elholowicki. This secret agent has just baked the most deliciously evil-looking pie ever. Hail Pie-dra!