Okay! Judging by the number of comments, this collaboration w/ What is It? is a big success!

Dave & DJ, I thought someone might check that, so I did scrub the pic. :) Maybe next time I'll leave a clue here and there (or even the wrong clue, just to make it more interesting). Or maybe not.

Re: Object 1. It's a wire twister (patent #338,659). You can look it up here. The closest answer is Ron's (#25), so he'll get a Neatorama T-shirt.

Re: Object 2. Deerhorn knives seem to be the most likely answer, but there are a couple of things that's not right: the object is tubular, not flat like a real deerhorn knife. And the object is quite heavy, so it's unlikely that it would that useful as a real weapon.

Nevertheless, Rob and I think that it's close enough. So, congrats to Mongo (#8). Unfortunately for Sylvain (#3), it's not called Chinese crankiness weapon and plus the rules did say "don't post urls."

Also, contrats to Link Right 2, just a handful of blogs that link to this post (and got a free t-shirt b/c of it!).

Wait, there was medicine for impatience and exasperatingness back in the 1950s? I would've been so drugged up if I had grown up then ...

Yes he was accepted.

The mekong cat fish link is awesome!

what's this post all about, yayo?

Tattooed fish, what is this world coming to...

happy8, according to the article, it is a death van.

I'm sure Roman hygiene is not as bad as this soy sauce made from human hair!

Marvo has the best tagline I've seen: Putting the Ew in "Product Review". Hahaha!

Things you don't want to hear while in the Spa:

"Look, my vomit completely disappears into this green water"

"That brown stuff's NOT coffee"

Yeah, ThinkGeek does this every April Fools - there's always a "joke" product. I love the Hamster Cage/PC called PC Habicase they had a while ago.

That may explain why I want to laugh whenever I see MacNicol's face.

When you're drunk or buzzed, you won't care what color your are!

yeah, i blame it on finger muscle memory and my general inability to spell!

I'll have a nightmare tonight for sure...