That's pretty complicated. I use a moleskine journal with the following simple system: the page on the left is for notes, the page on the right is for things to do. Every day gets a "spread" of left and right. If I fill up the page with things to do - that signals to me that I'm putting too much on my plate and that a lot of the stuff I want to accomplish are probably trivial "make works". One moleskine a month.

The left-hand side being reserved for notes is pretty useful - this lets me scan the pages quickly for notes.

I've heard of the opposite: Ng is a common Cantonese last name, and some state's driver's license database requires more than 2 characters in their last name field.

he was too big to fit through the window.

Rookie mistake. Everyone knows that the way into any house is through the chimney. Hey, it works for Santa.

I tried to convince my vegetarian friend that fish are vegetables of the sea and that scallops grow out of a marine plant. She didn't buy it, either.

Man, them are some grillz!

Aw, that's sweet - but why don't regular cemeteries just accept pet burials?