Downtown Boston is fascinating, more interesting than most cities. Its lack of urban planning just works. The grid is overrated.

Anyone that perceives a warm person as incompetent is a cold-hearted ass. I say that warmly, of course.

He should have just molded his leg hair into those shapes, then it wouldn't have been permanent. Better yet, an E8 would've been stupendous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:E8PetrieFull.svg

I use to use a tiny 110 instamatic keychain camera that I ordered from a Bazooka gum comic. I also used the Diana regularly (right here next to me), a 1930 box camera, the SX70 Polaroid, and any thrift store camera I could find. And for video, the Fisher Price black & white cam that used audio cassettes to record on!

Part Amy Sedaris, part Jersey _hore [fill in blank]

Will this work with my underwear at the truckstop 7-Eleven? I'm in a rush.

OK, who had the rice and beans? Open the window. Oh wait...

Me so sad for ‘merkins. So red, white and bluuue.

Notice there are no condoms?

Neo-baroque, style without substance is the new content. Yay, eye candy. 80% of these suck.

...economic love means upon areas effect likely, hopefully oxygen...
These word strings are like a big Google Translate result.

Who cares. Books are overrated. Let's talk to each other and tell the stories of our lives instead of hiding in books and laptops.

For some reason I immediately thought of "The Party" with Peter Sellars.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063415

It's imperative that my summer dress fight acid, sludge, and rust...and pervy scientists. OK, maybe not pervy scientists.

"...the homosexual community". Please, no more writing like that! Not on a blog like this. For example, if you say "latino community" you're talking about possibly a neighborhood in the Bronx. Gays and Lesbians are all over the world - not a freaking community! Would you say the "heterosexual community"? It's the 21st century, internet community. Oh wait, the internet is everywhere.