He shouldn't have to take it down, he should get an award, that's pretty impressive.

And the kid's parents should take this as an opportunity to teach the youngster that movies and haunted houses aren't real.

If only there was a law against rap, the world would be a better place.

HAHA, thanks for that, you've brightened my day.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! OMG! SCREAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM like a girl, on YouTube, all over the internet, for the whole world to see. He's never gonna live that down, poor guy.

That cat's positively giddy with joy and excitement!

The eyes are all wrong. Doesn't look like Grumpy Cat in the eyes.

A little song.
A little dance.
A little seltzer down his pants.

"Like trying to get my wife in her wedding dress."

That man just made a mistake.

Was in there last year for a day and a night.
It is indeed an enormous hall and there is even a jungle with free running animals (mostly birds).
The downside: It is a tourist attraction and therefore drinks and food and extra fun (mini golf, variety, free fall, slides...) is expensive. It is best for a party trip with your friends.

Tried it and loved it! http://youtu.be/KjHCjWi--5I By the time you get to the bottom you're moving pretty fast. Frankly, the walk up was the worst part.

that looks gnarly....i would still try it...i love bacon!!!!

You realize that not all Neatorama readers are in the USA, right?

Let's revisit these two in about twenty years and see how they're holding up. Plastic surgeons can only do so much.

And hats off to http://candyaddict.com/blog/top-10-grossest-candies for the inspiration. Many of these have also been fully reviewed at Candy Addict also, FYI.