I would like to join your cult and/or subscribe to your newsletter. Play dem Foggy Mountain Boys!

When it came out, we spent a lot of time trying to figure out exactly how long he was stuck. I think we eventually arrived at a consensus of 7-8 years.

My high school typing class has served me well; cursive, less so.

I was really hoping for Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems, a double whammy. Definitely needs a Series II. Red Sun would be a good one. And ICS or Games Network from Running Man...Jupiter Mining Corporation...et c.

Something something something COULD BE USED BY TERRORISTS froth mumble SHUT IT DOWN rant rant. No, I'm thinking of street view.

Oh...and then there's this:

Auto One is David Tabb, 41, a man with a history of dicey consumer practices. Another of Tabb's companies, Hollywood Dreams, was listed at an address next door to Auto One. Hollywood Dreams was a company used as a front for selling sports and Hollywood memorabilia with forged signatures. In 2002 Tabb pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit mail fraud and one count of tax evasion for his part in a scam to sell the forged merchandise. According to the indictment filed in U.S. District Court, Tabb arranged to meet an undercover federal agent at a Chevron gas station in Irvine to sell him basketballs and other sporting items with forged signatures and fake certificates of authenticity. He continued to sell undercover feds forged merchandise, usually in parking lots, over the next year. Tabb did not respond to messages left at his last known home number or Auto One offices.

Home address:
David P Tabb

2317 N Linwood St
Santa Ana, CA 92705-6959

Perhaps the foulest recording of all time. These men should have been kept on opposite sides of the Atlantic.

What they all said. My old Japan-built Mazda 626 got 40-plus. Hell, My mother's got a 5-speed 2007 Elantra and sees 38 if she takes it easy. With airbags, ABS and a CD player.

Lets see them do their own singing, too, like Aamir Khan.