Have caterpillars made a comeback a little bit? I've been seeing them around lately - @SarahkSilverman More twaggies of the Silverman sisters can be found over here and one of our all-time favorite tweets, over here.

Oh, brand-new computer. When the bad times come, let's be sure to remember today, when you were clean and fast and we loved each other so. - @billbarol

I think I have restless leg syndrome. I'm trying to sleep but my leg bought a Harley and took off to "find out what America really IS, man." - @johnmoe

If I had it to do over I would be a plumber who, if he had it to do over, would be a dancer who, if he had it to do over, would be Batman. - @trelvix

We were recently featured on Triple M in Australia... an interview by Ugly Phil. Listen to it right over here or hit the play button below. Oh, and for the record, I never told him my name was Dave. For some reason, Aussies can't say the word David...

You know you're a geek when you hear thunder and then check Google weather instead of looking out the damn window. - @howtogeek Tweet

Southwest: The Chicken Bus of the Sky. - @xenijardin

It's no longer... "Are we going steady?" it's... "So, are we Facebook official?" - @missdestructo

I'll only be part of a love triangle if I can be the hypotenuse. - @lafix

If you're setting baby lemurs on fire for profit then we need to talk. Mainly about your poor business model. - @TheBloggess

N.B. - Team Twaggies is excited to bring you the illustrations of Andrew Degraff over the next couple weeks (at least) as Kiersten prepares to kill herself get married. Please give Andrew a nice, big Twaggies welcome! My dad has a theory that the world will end when all the world's un-popped popcorn kernels explode at the same time. - @anniecolbert

Oh CRUD!!! Set the iPhone 4 on a truck hood in a parking lot--it slipped off and fell 5 feet to pavement! Not a scratch. Whew!! @Pogue

All of our twags are available now on high-quality tees over in our store. There's only a few displayed at the moment, but we'll be adding more bit by bit. If you want one that's not shown yet, just drop a comment below or e-mail us (info 'at' twaggies.com) and we'll be in touch about your order. We'll also be selling the twaggies as prints, for those who want to hang 'em on the bathroom wall and have a nice chuckle while urinating, or whatever it is you do in there ("I'm going blind!" ;-) Please support twaggies so we can continue to bring you hilarity each week. And, hell, if we raise enough funds, maybe we'll be able to quit our day jobs and post every day!

It's so peaceful working at night. The hum of the fridge, the crickets, the cat yakking a massive hairball on the DR table... - @cakewrecks

Why isn't Wallace Shawn the spokesman of a birth control pill called "Inconceivable"? - @phirm