Superman has Chuck Norris Pajamas. - @Pogue
Team Twaggies's Blog Posts
Dear BlackBerry. Stop changinig the xoxo in my emails to "socks." My people are confused. - @minjae
Flight delayed again. I don't even think there is a flight. I think it's all an elaborate prank that ends with me living in an airport. - @AllieBrosh
Craft service on Eureka today: cabbage rolls, broccoli, butter beans, chick peas... It's like someone has a fart deathwish. @feliciaday
Brunch is the slutty sister of Breakfast. She wakes up late, boozes it up & slathers herself in Hollandaise. A hot mess! - @MoRocca
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until they open their mouth. - @MarkSoFla
Obi Wan to his Proctologist: "These aren't the 'rhoids you're looking for." - @wwwesty
Formatting a document in WORD is like creating a sculpture with Jell-O and chisel. - @LenKendall
Being the most famous person that looks like me, am I my own Doppelgänger? - @JemaineC
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