In space, no one puts baby in the corner. @Ryan_Duncan
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The golden age of marketing will finally arrive when playing a Natalie Merchant song makes my iPhone print out a coupon for tampons. - @Just_Alison
Did you hear about the big fight that Madonna, Cher, Jewel, and Fabio had? They're no longer on a first-name basis. - @converse_day
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Dear Math, I'm sick and tired of finding your "x". Just accept the fact that she's gone. Move on, dude. - @WillyFerrell
you forgot to mention your homeopathic plumber! They dilute Drano 1:10000000000000 and assure u it will work. - @zdoggmd
I bet every porta potty dreams of someday being a photo booth. - @mollymcnearney
My phone is broken and my laptop is fried and now I'm pretty sure the Mayans were off by two years. @Girl11Eleven
I went for a run this a.m. It was like the running scene from Rocky 1. Not the fun trumpet inspirational good run, the sad lonely piano one. @NHLShanny
Realized I'm walking in wrong direction... Pull out cell phone, pretend to read and turn around. @PatheticPaul
I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance. - @shariv67
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