I love AT&T's slogan "more bars in more places." I just wish they were referring to the kinda bar I can get wasted at. - @YourFavWhiteGuy
~Today's illustrator:Â Donovan Santiago~
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Nothing can destroy your self-esteem quicker than when someone points out someone they think looks like you.  -  @juliussharpe
~Illustration by Anastasia Holl~
After landing on the moon, astronauts took many lunar samples but, ultimately, decided not to buy it @FakeScience
~Today's illustration: Liz Williams~
Someone's been sleeping in my bed, said Papa Bear. Someone's been sleeping in MY bed, said Mama. Why don't u share a bed?! cried Baby Bear. - @MikeLeffingwell
~Today's illustrator:Â Donovan Santiago~
Wrote a science fiction novel about a man who wins an argument with his wife, but it was rejected for being "too farfetched". @DanaJGould
I wonder if tree huggers ever get to like second base with their trees - @HiImRawn
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"This is why we can't have nice things!" - Parents of the Kool-Aid man - @PaulyPeligroso
Today's illustrator is the wonderfully talented Donovan Santiago.
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I can't tell you how many dates I've skipped because I had nothing to wear or wasn't asked out. - @MrsRupertPupkin
Other cool stuff from around the Interwebz that we like:
someone told me that the yellow ring around my pupils meant I was psychic, I said, "I KNOW." @therealzooeyd
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life. Give an octopus nunchucks, no one's ever eating fish again. - @sween
~Today's illustrator: Donovan Santiago~
If I ever get abducted by aliens the first thing I'm going to do is shout "NOT AGAIN!" just to make them think someone in admin fucked up. - @MarylandMudflap
Feel like going out clubbin' tonight. ...Not the hipster version, the caveman one. - @WeaverMichael
Nothing brings up an epic inner struggle quicker than the question of wether or not to return the shopping cart to it's holding spot. @hayeslady
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