Robert De Niro addresses a stuffed owl in his passenger seat: "You talkin' to me?" The owl says nothing. - Taxidermy Driver (1976)
— Brother Berg (@bergified) November 16, 2012
Team Twaggies's Blog Posts
TV show idea: Gary Busey slowly eating a pencil.
— Lisa Bizzle (@Lisa_Bizzle) October 24, 2012
wish they made a lint roller for bad decisions.
— brent (@iwearpajamas) December 17, 2012
Even if women came with directions, you still wouldn't read them.
— Chrisanna4real (@chrisanna4real) April 18, 2012
This Christmas, I'm giving out legs as stocking stuffers.
— Steve Mieczkowski (@IGotsSmarts) December 10, 2012
I want to get drunk. Like "speaking in cursive" drunk.
— Pauly Casillas (@PaulyPeligroso) March 12, 2012
Why isn't there Snapfat? You eat whatever you want and after 10 seconds - it didn't happen.
— andy lassner (@andylassner) December 3, 2012
There is no graceful way to stop giving someone the Heimlich when it turns out they didn't need the Heimlich.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) October 18, 2012
My mouth is less a mouth & more a pizza garage.
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) November 25, 2012
~Original illustration by:Â @Pants~
do you think any old west guys ever made a poop and then shot the poop with a gun
— jon hendren (@fart) March 15, 2012
~Original illustration by:Â Wobbly Goggy~
Don't forget to stop and Instagram the roses.
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) November 14, 2012
Alls I'm saying is even if you eat the entire 1lb bag of Milk Duds, the ABSOLUTE MOST you can gain is 1lb. That's just fucking math.
— Miah St. Cyr (@MiahSaint) November 11, 2012
Lately my workout mainly consists of exercising poor judgment. — Laughing Lesbian (@LaughingLesbian) February 10, 2012
Are white guys in California under 30 even making an effort to not all look alike?
— Travon Free (@Travon) October 20, 2012